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Navin R. Johnson

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

My Interests

Inventing new crap, Weight Guessing, Writing Songs in the Bathtub, Strolling Along with my Ukelele on the Beach, Disco, Martial Arts, Wine Glass Dispensers, Fine Art, Clam Shaped Bathtubs, S-Shaped Hedges, All Red Billiards Room with a Stuffed Camel, Twinkies, Cellophane wrapped Turkey Sandwiches, and Tab.

Be somebody

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can show me what my special purpose is for.
But I've already met the love of my life, Marie.
Here we are on our Wedding Day



Music:

anything out or st louis..that music just speaks to me

I Like the Blues but I don't know what it is about those Songs, they always Depress me.

Movies:

I've gained too much Sophistication for TV


Television:

and maybe a berometer too, im picking out a thermos and thats not all, a rear end thermometer too!..

Books:

Step Right up and Win Some Crap!



Heroes:

My Pa is my hero, he was in the war



My Pa told me the Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it and the most important thing he taught me is the difference between Shit and Shinola..