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JerkStore

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have a radio show with Pat we do on a weekly (so far) basis. It kicks ass and if you're not listening then you should just give up on life and go away. IT's also in hiatus right now. Season 1 will be on DVD soon though...

Meanwhile, peep this - its so money it doesn't even know it

JD IS FUCKIN SWEET at AWWWSKEETSKEET.com / Scarface

My Interests

My daughter Natalie Rae, my beatiful wife Cassie, The Marlins, Beer, Football, Rosco da Dogg, Golf, Basketball, sitting in my basement, eating, TiVo, Drinking

I'd like to meet:

awesome people like me, Hanley Ramirez and the guy who stole my golf clubs

Music:

Beatles, Tribe Called Quest, Zepplin, The Doors, White Stripes, Biggie Smalls, Z-Trip, DJ Shadow, Public Enemy, System of a Down, Hendrix, Red Elvises, Kid Koala, Wolfmother, Petty, Snoop, RHCP, Foghat

Movies:

THE JERK, 40 Year Old Virin is one of the funniest movies of all time, Big Lebowski, Napolean Dynamite, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Up in Smoke, Old School, Joe Dirt, Me Myself & Irene, World Series 2003 dvd, Wedding Crashers, The Departed

Television:

LOST, Baseball Games - I'd prefer Marlins Baseball games but seeing as how we're never on TV I take Baseball however I can get it, Sunday Football, Adult Swim, Chappelles Show (season 1 & 2 only - the Lost Episodes Suck Balls), Reno 911, King of Queens kills me, Cartoons with my daughter, The Office, My Name is Earl, and i like it whenever people fall down on TV and hurt themselves. I also like watching my wife watch Americas Funniest Videos - I should tape her and send it in.

Books:

Dean Koontz, Hunter S. Thompson, JD Salinger, Stephen King, the back of pill bottles, menus, road signs (sometimes).

Heroes:

The real heroes are the ones that leave their normal jobs and put on their tights when summoned by the commissioner to fight crime. ..
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My Blog

Nice work Army Assholes

WASHINGTON (AP)  The Army said Friday it would apologize to the families of about 275 officers killed or wounded in action who were mistakenly sent letters urging them to return to active duty. The l...
Posted by JerkStore on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg

So this guy died way before his time - 3/30/05 - he had a weak heart that got pushed over the edge from drugs. Homey like to dabble a bit too much. In his short career though he became one of my favor...
Posted by JerkStore on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:27:00 PST