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Big John

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Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comI was pretty much born and raised in Gatesville TX. I have been through and seen alot of things in my short 33 yr life. My kids are my life, they come first and foremost in my life. I am down to earth and and simple when you get right down to it. With being 6'8" 400lbs, I tend to stand out in a crowd. I don't always like the attention, but I guess it just goes with the territory. I have alot of friends, but just a few GOOD friends that I know I can count on. There is one special friend that I will always love, I just wish we could have figured it out.
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How You Live Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?


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I am 59% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
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.. I may have been raised white trash, but I have escaped to find the other side. Even now my white trash traits sneak out, like drinking beer from the bottle at a restaurant. Take the
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How to make a Trucker
Ingredients:
1 part success
1 part silliness
5 parts instinct
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Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom
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Truck Driver Quiz


Congratulations You are ready for the road
You must be a trucker! You know what it takes to survive over the road. You know what being a professional is all about. Safety, courage, and patience, you have it all. I'm proud of you! If you bought it a truck brought it! Thanks for your service and be safe out there.
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What kind of 18 wheeler are you?


Show Truck
ur an awesome show truck by the chrome shop mafia
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Cool SlideshowsI'd have to say, my kids and whatever they are into at the time. Still love to dance, but I might be a little rusty, it's been awhile.

I'd like to meet:

Being in the bar and security business for along time, I've met a lot of great entertainers, so my list is pretty much complete.

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How to make a Big John
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1 part mercy
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts joy
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Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You?You are a 89% True Southerner

True southern through and through. Glad to have you. You are a card carrying southerner and can boast of your heritage.

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What Movie Criminal Are You?


The Godfather: The Capable Criminal
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
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What Swear Word are You


SHIT
EWW the most gross swear word but most powerful....many ways of using it like, holy shit, you can say shit if ya dropped something or if ya hurt yourself, you can say shit if ya forgot somthing, you can say you worthless piece of shit...
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Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.

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What kind of muscle car are you?


1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
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Mickey Z
People Iced: Forty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Eighteen
Favorite Weapon Switch-Blade
Arms Broken: None. Pathetic.
Eyes Gouged: Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Knee Bender
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AWSOME-GAME

You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
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Big John's Friends

Michelle

Whiplash

Tracy

Nathan

Jeanne

Holly

Cousin Chris

Scott Ayers

Trick My Truck

RYNO (a painting GOD)

Big Rig Tee

Kristel

Type O Negative

KORN

Metallica

Octane (great unsigned band)

Sevendust

Hot Rod Hillbillies

Wolfmother

Black Label Society

Look At All The People I Harassed To Add Me
Look At What People Wrote About Me

Music:

"Opie and Anthony" ..
Myspace Codes"Jim Norton" ..
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LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

It's Tuesday, March 28, 2006.  It's 3:00AM, on Hwy 77, a divided four lane hwy 6 miles north of Corpus Christi.  The driver has just come off of his 10 hr. break.  He has a fresh cup of...
Posted by Big John on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST