Enough about you, let's talk about me... Cuz I'm more than just a devilishly handsome chubby bald guy... I'm deep, ya know?
My name is James, and I'm a refugee from the sprawling surburbia of Central New Jersey, where we've got not quite so much of the polution of North Jersey, and and not quite so many of the cows they have in South Jersey.
After a nearly two-year stint on Staten Island, I now live in my own 1-bedroom apartment in Astoria, Queens, just off the N/W. Just close enough to the hustle and bustle of the big city to keep my heart pumping fast, without all them tall buildings to make me feel even shorter.
I've dabbled in Stand-up on and off over the years (as evidenced in the above video), and now that I'm closer to the city, my big goal is to get as much stage time as possble and hone a new act. Yeah, me and the other 25,000 comedians in the city. But I'm gonna try, dammit.
In addition to my comedy stylings, I am a web designer. I've done freelance design for comedians such as Ed Cho and Sherry Davey , as well as the official site of sexual health educator Bronwen Pardes' new book Doing It Right . I also run NYComedyRadio.com . If you're looking for someone do design your site, let me know. I'm cheap! ;)
I just got a new job working for an online music downloading site. It's a fun, challenging and rewarding job, and it's awesome to finally be paid what I deserve.
I also write music, plays, poems, dirty limericks, porn dialogue, and longwinded diatribes such as this one.
I'm a loyal friend and will do just about anything for just about anybody. I'm your go-to guy when you're in a fix.
