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ÐêLîGHtƒûLLý Îñ§AnE

Mean people suck.....Nice people swallow

About Me


You have to believe in something
I admit my total and complete insanity up front, so please, do not try to figure me out. I chase thunderstorms & tornadoes, I love being around people that see the good things in life :) Gotta have fun every day no matter what is going on around me. I've been blessed with 2 of the greatest kids around. I'm very involved with community activities. Helping people makes me happy. Smile, it just may make somebody's day :)

I love jetskiing in the mountains! Wait...that'd be snowmobiling on the river...no...wait...hiking on jet skis...no...that's not right either...watching candlelit bands on the couch...okay now I'm confused. I'm gonna get some sleep and try this again later...


"With fang and claw I defend what is mine. With hindsight and patience I guide my child. With loyalty and caring I address my family. With fairness and insight I hear each new problem. With wisdom and compassion I advise those who ask. With hope and faith I greet each new day. With dignity and strength I deal with what hurts me. With pride and reverence I embrace my faith. With laughter and determination I choose to survive. "
by Motherwolf


Spirits roam the world. Every day, every hour, every minute, every second
There is nothing in the world that is not possible. If the mind can concieve it... it must be.
Stop doubting the obvious and believe in what is possible
Sometimes...things just are and we need to stop asking why
Then again...sometimes we just need to be silly and smile at life
"Its all fun and games...'til someone loses a nipple"


If you are given someone's heart...keep it safe...
Trust is easily broken, and hard earned...I give you my trust freely...if you want it back...act like it...
- So sayeth Scotty the Pucking Firate :) ..
SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT :)
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


My Interests



I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned!
Kate Beckinsale...Victoria's Secret....Kate Beckinsale in anything from Victoria's Secret

My 1st tornado with my brother in southwestern Kansas!
Life is short...live it well :)

So Sayeth Scotty the Pucking Firate...ARRRR!!!



Hey Guys... Never...ever...answer this question

I'd like to meet:

My evil side and get the friggen money he owes me!!!

Pucking Firate + Extreme Yak = troublesome fun...



A defective voice will always preclude an artist from achieving the complete development of his art, however intelligent he may be.... The voice is an instrument which the artist must learn to use with suppleness and sureness, as if it were a limb.

- SARAH BERNHARDT, The Art of the Theatre

Music:

Incubus, Offspring, Kings X, Green Day, 3rd Eye Blind, System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, STP, Yellowcard, Toby Lightman, Incubus, Breaking Benjamin, Good Charlotte, No Doubt, Lenny Kravitz, Soundgarden, Primus, Electric Light Orchestra, Nickelback
Switchfoot

Movies:

Dark Night, WALL-E., Definitely Maybe, Jumper, P.S. I Love You, Sweeney Todd, Iron Man, Cloverfield, The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover, 1 Missed Call, National Treasure, Good Luck Chuck, Powder, SAW III(big disappointment), Touristas, Hot Fuzz, Borat, Shaun of the Dead, Red Eye(edge of your seat fun!!!), The Night Listener, Nacho Libre, Mission Impossible III, Underworld & Underworld Evolution...Kate Beckinsale with leather painted on pretty much makes my day! Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, DaVinci Code, The Butterfly Effect, Edward Scissorshands, The Notebook Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, Nightmare before Christmas, Shaun of the dead, Cinderella, Pirates of the Carribean 1-3, Spiderman 1-3, The ring, Darkness Falls, Big Fish, Matchstick Men Squirrel Wars

Television:

24, The Shield, Robot Chicken, Nip Tuck, Rescue Me, Fairly Odd Parents

A dream, is a wish, your heart makes...



Magic is all around you. Careful you are being watched. “Wishes are children” S. Sondheim. "Careful the wish you make. Wishes come true and can turn agenst you."

Books:

Running with Scissors
Chicken Soup for the Father's Soul
A Canticle for Liebowitz
A Childhood's End, Mind Race
The Riverworld Trilogy
Before Time Was
Before time was, there was The One;
The One was all, and all was The One. And the vast expanse known as the universe was The One, all-wise, all-prevading, all-powerful, eternally changing.
And space moved. The One molded energy into twin forms, equal but opposite, fashioning the Goddess and God from The One and of The One. The Goddess and God stretched and gave thanks to The One, but darkness surrounded them. They were alone, solitary save for The One.
So They formed energy into gasses into suns and planets and moons; They sprinkled the universe with whirling globes and so all was given shape by the hands of the Goddess and God. Light arose and the sky was illuminated bya billion suns. And the Goddess and God, satisfied by their works, rejoiced and loved, and were one. From their union sprang the seeds of all life, and of the human race, so that we might achieve incarnation upon the Earth.
The Goddess chose the Moon as Her symbol, and the God the Sun as His symbol, to remind the inhabitants of Earth of their fashioners. All are born, live, die and are reborn beneath the Sun and Moon; all things come to pass thereunder, and all occurs with the blessings of The One, as has been the way of existence before time was.
By Scott Cunningham

Heroes:

My kids, My Dad's parents...may God rest their souls, and of course...my Yak

(Sung to the tune of "My Humps") Watchya gonna do with all them horns, all them horns on top that Yak?...I'm gonna make make make you climb, make you climb make you climb... My Yak, My Yak...my lovely mountain Yak...climbing up the mountain with him...grazing grass with him...

Hold your breath Relax...close your eyes...try not to think about anything for 1 minute...now breathe

It starts like this...then it all explodes with unbelievable energy!!!

The 100th MonkeyA story about social change.By Ken Keyes Jr.

My Blog

Help fight Global Warming!!!

Okay now, there's a   stack of scientific studies which prove that cattle flatulence contributes to greenhouse gasses........so..............if you really want to do your part..................
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:44:00 PST

Smashleys

Everybody has at least one Smashley in their life...its my theory and I'm sticking to it!!!!  But, I have learned to NOT let the Smashley I know mix drinks for me behind the bar! "Here Scotty...I...
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:26:00 PST

Love is....

Love is being held when you are happy...and when you are sadLove is cuddling and warm fuzzies and snugglingLove is kissing...and getting lost in a kiss so much that the world fades away and all that i...
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:19:00 PST

Sometimes

Sometimes....people prove themselves to be good, reasonable, caring, wonderful, ethical, and act with integrity...providing a well deserved air of trust.  I just got off the phone with one of tho...
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:57:00 PST

Children Please...

....children please....calm down.....take a deeeeep breath....now hold it in....keep holding....little longer.....now let it out slooooowly....its just life....relax...its all good...every moment you ...
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST

Guns don’t kill people!!!

Doctors(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is700,000.(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physiciansper year are120,000.(C) Accidental deaths per physician is0.171.Sta...
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:58:00 PST

Empowerment of Women

Okay so this girl in New York was servicing the Governor.  People want to make prostitution illegal everywhere.  Who are these people?  People like the Governor himself...starting when ...
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:13:00 PST

Do you

Recently I posted a bulletin in response to the hundreds of "do you believe in God" thingies I see every week. And yes...I absolutely do...without any doubt...and God has my total and complete faith.&...
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:40:00 PST

I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE BACKWARDS

(thx Kammy...wherever you got this from...prolly my longlost twin)I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling ...
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:24:00 PST

Scottys solution to the Genie problem

Okay...so the story goes...you find a lamp...rub it...Genie pops out and grants 3 wishes....can't wish for more wishes or make anybody fall in love...blah blah blah...So here it is folks...its rather ...
Posted by ÐêLîGHt’ûLLý Îñ§AnE on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST