JONATHAN:
so, what about the homie, jonathan? people know & call him JONAT for short, thats for sure. his birthday is on july 22, so that means he's turning 22 this year. WOW. old fart, huh? TELL ME ABOUT IT! ahahaha good stuff. anyway. jonat belongs to a group called "STRAIGHTfatassBULLSHIT." we're called straight fatass bullshit because when we're all together, all we do is eat. but you wanna know how we party? we party hardy with drinks & we KNOW how to have a good time. YES? yes. you could mostly find us from time to time eating as a big crowd at WON KOK, in chinatown. so if you see a big ass group of asians eating like there's no tomorrow, then you know it's called...... STRAIGHT BULLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIT! & jonat has a big heart. he works all the damn time while we're all gallivanting around time. & guess who pays for the food all the time, HE DOES. -_- he really shouldn't, but he always insists. so yeah. i think all the SB people gained weight cuz of jonat. AHAHAH i sure as hell blame jonat for my weight gain :)HAAAA jonathan loves drama. LOL not he's in it though. just when it involves other people except him. AHAHAAH jonat has a best friend with the name of neeko. sadly, he's in the philippines for the summer though. but he'll be back. together they're like peanut butter & jelly. batman & robin... you know. he has little brohoes. so that means he's a BIG BROHOE! lol! umm, he used to belong to a group called fondle, but ehh.. that died. just how every other group dies. EXCEPT SB! =] hahaha okay, im gonna go & shower now. ill be back though! ended at [june28@1230pm] ILL BE BACK! ♥♥♥ laura

PAPA JONATHAN :]

.070406. it's mama JANELLE invading his about me section. Let me start off by saying..I`M NOT SB-ING this section. :] that is all. anyway, JONATHAN! omgahhh! what can i say about my papa? first off, my papa is freaking LOUD!! HAHAHA! he's known for his contagious laugh! i still remember when i first met jonathan, his laugh made me laugh..he didn't even have to say anything because his laughter would literally just make all the SBers laugh && that made me feel good because i found a new LOUD partner. As mamaLaura mentioned, when you are with him, YOU WILL GET FAT! all we do is EAT, CHILL, EAT AGAIN..repeat cupazillion times! It might sound all boring or whatever..but dude, we have fun && FOOD brought all the SBers together. :] and you know what else? PARTIES! we PARTY HARDY! that's right haters, we have fun! we get drunk..hpyhy..whatever shananigan you wanna call it! it's all because of jonathan. name all drinks, we probably all tried it. jealous? yeah DUMB BITCH! you must be missing out. HAHA! i`m probably done with the "fun" side of papa other than that..tsk tsk. i suggest you HIDE from him. Don't get on his bad side! -_- trust me, it's not good. He will blow up && cuss you out! HUMAN SPEAKERS i tell you! But other than that, he has a good heart..unless he really hates you then we really can't do anything about that now ey! Whenever you call him or need him, seriously..he will be there right beside you. He's a good listener and a great friend..to add on..we talk a lot of SHIT. we will SB you! STRAIGHT BULLSHIT! it's not the same when he's not around..he's the life of the PARTY..FUN=JONATHAN! that's all i can say. His birthday is coming up. june 22..buy him starbucks [tangerine] && jamba [carribean] alright, i'm gonna end it here. thanks papa for everything! see you later? tomorrow? :] it doesn`t matter, just as long as i get to hear "mamaaaaaaaaaa!!!" haha! ♥ mamaJAJA
jonat is my bessssssssst brother/friend evaaaaaaaar!!.. & he works for my dad so i guess he's my bitch right? hah no not really. yeah we've been through so much i think..yeah he yells alot, but its okay cause he gets me super drunk and tells me sorry after hahahahaha. wow what a guy. he says we're a married couple..yeahhh we probably are...but I GIVE and he RECIEVES hahahaha..TANGINA we're probably the gayest bestfriends everrrrr!! but fuck yourselves cause yeah only we can call ourselves gay..whatever bitches! im sexy. you know it hahah..sooo i dnt know what else..im watching this movie right now and typing out of my ass so i can finally have my own section on his profile. cause stupid laura [ just kidding ] is number one WTH? hahah whatever its cool..its just myspace bitch..im not really talking about jonat that much huh?...well he thinks he's sexy..in his boxers that match with his shirt..he only shops at AE..WTH right? yeah i know im serious what a baller..with all the money he spends..he could be buying me a damn hooker..shiiiet...hmmm what else?..oh yeahhhhhh..dnt give him any drugs..drugs are bad..they're only for lil kidds like me..ewwwwww no just kidding i dnt do that shit. i like pooonani..do you?..i know jonat does hahahahaha WTF am i talking about..i dnt know..so one time..i was at jonats house and neil was there and i was watching porno..i guess you know what happened..hahah i think neil got freaked out though...hmmm oh yeah i miss won kok GODD DAMMMN THAT BITCH IS GOOD..i want some pork chops right now like fuck im serious sooo damn hungry...jonats plan almost worked for me..getting me fat and all...shittt....but it DINT WORK hahah BECAUSE I AM VERY SEXY NOW THAT I DNT HAVE FAT..hahah...mannnnn you know what else with this guy..he drives an accord...that he lets me drive sometimes..i wish i drove all the time..well not r! eally..o nly at night like when we picked up kim and danyell from a place FAR FAR AWAY...cause they were getting some POOONTANG ACTION YEEE!! cept kim cause kim can't get none pwuahaahah. oh yeah and we're brohoes? yeah it means WE BROS like to fuck EM HOES hahahaha yeahhhh whatever...is this long? like my penis? yeaaaah THATS RIGHT BITCHES..hahah i dnt know..just ranting i guess blah blah blah blah blah...what else about jonat...HE WEARS FREAKING GLASSES!! ISNT THAT COOL? yeahh..i must be high right? but im not actually..TANGINA!! uhmmmmmm he cock blocks me alot..like i was doing this chick right?! AND HE FRICCKIN CALLS AND I NEVER FINISH..but im glad he cock blocked it at his house..cause yeahh ewww it woulda been nasty if i lost it to this one girl..hmmmm yeaaaah...i dnt know what else to say...uhhhhhh yeahhhhh...them popo's TRYNA CATCH US RIDIN DIRTYYYYY..haha i ono what else...he doesnt like all my girlfriends WTH RIGHT? shiiiiiit hahaha whatever..it doesnt matter..he'll like the next one, maybe..sorta..one day. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE THIS IS FUCKING LONG i think so it is, isn't it? i think it is..hahah whatever whatever blah blah blah.. A DUR DUR DUR IM JONATHAN ahahahahahaha this nigguh..i dnt know..kbyeeee i love this nigguh but he's gay, sometimes. he's cool though if i was a chick i'd bone him..HAHA im fucking sick..go kill myself & die. [ thats what anna and rob do ] cut themselves into a million pieces..YOU EMO SHITS! hahaha whatever im just kidding stop taking it up the ass you homofags. k byeeeeee
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!ok everyone! read and listen on what im about to tell you about the infamous jonathan aka JONAT!! he's one of the most chillest ppl you can meet. when i need a favor he's always there. he doesnt let me down; that i CANT deny. to the girls out there if your looking someone sexy its HIM!. ddaayyuum. :] he can cheer you up when you need a good laugh or smile. we meet through our bessstt neeko. the first time we hung out was when i was at a family party and he picked me up with neeko. its so bommbb riding around in his car and bumping loud ass music! haha especially "sexy back" and getting all hyphy in his car.hehe. jonat is soooo ppimmpp. dayum no one can step up to his status. dont even try! dont be dumb either and get on his bad side. your should NEVER mess with him. he'll blow up in your face bbiiitttccchh..haha. we go around driving and finding food we even juss go right across the street to buy more food. haha yeah i noe fatasses right??? oh wells....have a problem? shut the fuck up!..haha we don'ts care nikka!..hehe.yeah he can get emo, but hey everyone does dont they??????????? i doo ddammnn. but he's a chill emo :]..i looooveee tthiiisss guuy. noo oneee can be as hardcore as him. wells im outties this was MJ speaking; yyeaahh :]