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portia

Mang Dang, that's one bangin' gang bang!

About Me

My big, shedding puppy dog sleeps in my bed with me. I like to stroke her dog titties.

My Interests

being self absorbed

I'd like to meet:

me time

Music:

basements

Books:

in the bathtub

Heroes:

this little guy

My Blog

it's a wonderful life

Two of my orchids are about to bloom. Everyday I wake up and run to the window and watch them. I hold in my breath. Slowly they wind around to face the light. One will be white with a yellow cente...
Posted by Portia on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:32:00 PST

HEY!

...thanks for being awesome. :)
Posted by Portia on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

Ho. SNAP!

I almost wrote Ho SNAL...uh, typing is hard. It's 5 am and I am 26...or "practically dust" as the kids say. ...WOW....talk about one hell of a part-tay. I haven't seen that much dude-on-dude action...
Posted by Portia on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:21:00 PST

things I have learned

don't jog around park at night w/o attack dog don't trip and fall in front of dangerous man sitting on bench do run as fast as I can do kick him in his face don't feel stupid don't feel scared do fee...
Posted by Portia on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

fog

Is anyone else struggling with the gloom?  I've lived in MPLS for 3 1/2 years now...I can handle the cold and snow, and get kinda annoyed with people complaining about the weather. But... I am l...
Posted by Portia on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:08:00 PST

bottle the last body

conquer the effect break out common wealth foreclosures below the belt three word rebuttal: go blow yourself day to day promenade, is my forte bottle the last body send it out into the sea invisible ...
Posted by Portia on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:49:00 PST

poems after reading National Geographic

nuclear reactor radiatesdazzling acrobatic radiation wavesit's controversial......commerical crooks circle looksacross cynical debatesthe earth's ribs outlike red rock droughtdrowned decades ago...her...
Posted by Portia on Thu, 04 May 2006 05:43:00 PST

Security systems experts

Mediator come settle my dispute. Negotiations show no signs of improvement.Two sides collide and collaspeon the impasse. My labyrinth of resentment. My burlesque of duress.Grudgingly go along. Bottoms...
Posted by Portia on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:12:00 PST