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BJ

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

About Me

Wow that's tough, lets see I have been described as Hot, Hotter, The Hottest, Awesome,Video Games and Real, Real Hot. oh...and totally gross.I also enjoy nice long walks off of short piers

My Interests

hitler staches, not getting eaten by bears

I'd like to meet:

Rasputin, and the people that killed him,

Music:

The fucking Doobie's man, The fucking DoobiesOh yeah and ROCKET FROM THE FUCKING CRYPT!!!!!!!!!!!! god why did they have to break up?

Movies:

Any Coen Bros., Sideways, Adaptation, Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Television:

I think this sums up television

Books:

J. t. LeRoy, Bukowski, Franken. ...... oooh basically like tons and tons of conspiracy theory books man.. like far out man

Heroes:

Bill Stevenson, Adam Wade, John Reis, Jay Clark, Jacy Mcintosh, My mom, My Dad, StongBad

My Blog

Milestone Achieved

So I am at hotel in Kansas City and I took a shower and groomed myself only to hit a what I belive to be a huge milestone.I found my first gray hair. In my beard which I have been growing for a few we...
Posted by BJ on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:14:00 PST

They called again "The Conquerors"

So today marks a new era, an era of conquest and triumph. I have not crawled into a van to travel around, play show's (duh), eat shit food, waste gas, pass gas, not shower, but not smell all to bad, m...
Posted by BJ on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:35:00 PST

Music Survey

Music Survey (thanks lee)1. Of all the bands & artists in your collection, which one do you own the most cd's by?Rocket From the Crypt2. What was the last song you listened to?Long as I can see the li...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:11:00 PST

FFPIR Super Sweet Myspace Club

Hey,Do you work for the Fund? Are super sweet? join the club mang!!!! http://groups.myspace.com/FFPIRSSMSC
Posted by BJ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AND JESUS

So WOW,I guess is how I will start this conversation. We have a very unique opportunity right now as a nation to drastically change course. And if there really is a god. I think he/she will go ahead a...
Posted by BJ on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST

I voted

Yep,did you?
Posted by BJ on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:08:00 PST

Dukes of Hazzard

Just curious if anyone actually saw the movie?I have been asking random people today and not one person has said yes.oh and check this out.From: "jorge posada" Subject: the south will rise againTo:...
Posted by BJ on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:42:00 PST

Strongbad and the lappy together at last

Hey guess who turned thirty and finally got a fuckin laptop, MeI am not a material person, honestly I didn't even own a computer before this one, but mang dang it feels good to be a ganagsta.Oh and fo...
Posted by BJ on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:27:00 PST

The Hitler Mustache

So I think it is truly amazing that one man, Hitler, could not only do all of the horrible things that he did, but also at the very same time completly ruin a facial hair style forever. so here is my...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:31:00 PST

Winning Myspace

I won, dont you see dont you get it man, I won, you can shut the whole thing down now its all over. Pack it up, turn out the lights, wrap it up, I Won, hooray for meBort.
Posted by BJ on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:44:00 PST