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the barron

About Me

YA'LL MUTHERFUCKERS ARE IN TRUUUUUUHBULLLLLL !/yuk!! . blowing minds is my jam. thesbianage. weathermenunderground. shark teeth. redwood wrists. raindogs. snakes. fuckkin taco. tipped scales. scar collector. dub. train jumping. sharp knife, sharper tounge. muck raker. note slinger. dirt. i divorced my first wife because she sleapt too much. ingest life. birds are just fragile lizzards. there are no birds in hell. sine wave. radar poison. yo shirt look like a dishrag. post-ecosystems anyslst. headed off grid for good. poetry is preminission in relation to real time. more dirt. you spend too much time on myspace.com. interNOT!

My Interests

.science. silence. violence. violins.

I'd like to meet:

naked. bone snap. sound check. Solar stacks. ill rap. fellini. taco stand. busker. train wreck. machette rust. spider bite.august hawaian. shark punch. chinese bird flu stew. knife! knife! knife!. east london dub heads. paste. manchurian sharp shooter. jump. none left standing. diver. post everything. cassette tape tatoos. carribian queen. messages in wine bottles. katoomba australia in dec. peaceful guatemalan. naked again. couches in warm cities. huts in rainforest. boat for sale in belize. oh! annnnd. the guy with the check that is going to pay me to be a travel show host.

Music:

i am music

My Blog

:: REST IN PEACE ::

to those who work so hard they forget to document their lives.:another odd numbered year gone, burnt up like the arizona brush fires i started with hundred dollar bill strong booze piss igition. the m...
Posted by the barron on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:21:00 PST

:: TOUR!! TOUR!! TOUR!! ::

HEY!good friends of the south and west.i am on tour with my new band THEMESwww.myspace.com/THEMESTHEMESTHEMESif you are in OK, TX, AZ, CA, CO, you should check the linkk for dates.i want to see everyo...
Posted by the barron on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:00:00 PST

:: I DON"T LIKE THIS ANYMORE ::

those are actually real tears, dude? NOPE. the J. MAN never cries, but tears of joy, my child!i'm just really going to miss haning out with joe johnson and drinking our way through the most emotionall...
Posted by the barron on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:54:00 PST

:: THE CROSS BOW ::

YEP! it's true. the cross bow will be the most useful weapon after we, the people, run out of gas and black powder.annnnndthey sell the suckers on ebay for less than the price of a dinner!HA!http://se...
Posted by the barron on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

:: HAPPY FUCKING ANNIVERSARY WAR ! ::

yeah. 5 years ago TODAY we started another war.annnnnnd. it's still going on.yep.even though we apperantly won several times, or what have you....what ever that means.fuck this fucking bullshit !...
Posted by the barron on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

:: SETTING FIRES ::

"as a fire lit on a prarie or in a forest will not die out until it has burned all that is dry and dead, and therefore combustable, so the truth, once articulated in the human utterance, will not ceas...
Posted by the barron on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:29:00 PST

:: PARALEL UNIVERSE. PARINOID INTROVERT ::

momentum is gaining. as the sun melts our teethwe ready our sacred tombs. for eternal rest.
Posted by the barron on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

:: SELL OFF INTO THE PRE FAB LIGHTS ::

the sunlight. as the hand of god. peering through the first snowfall of the year. blowing through the windows. and recording continues.i took a trip with the best of friends. a 36 hour tour. 3 shows. ...
Posted by the barron on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST

:: THE MOST SPECTACULAR WORDS EVER WRITTEN ::

hello there, my little bite sized sweets!these are the most spectacular words ever written. life.motion. growth.haven't spoken in a while. too many odd jobs, and run away hobbies. too many airports ga...
Posted by the barron on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:41:00 PST

OAHU IS MY CANVAS

Havne't done this is a while my beauties.HOLY EARTH MOTHER, MAN!!!!i'm in ouahu for another week.never been. mind BLOWNskin dive, deep dive, wind surf, cliff jump. peak hike. coffe pick. fish catch. f...
Posted by the barron on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST