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General Zod

Kneel or Die for Your Defiance!!!

About Me

Growing up, I moved around a lot. I have lived in Kirkland Washington, Colorado Springs Colorado, Denver, Klamath Falls Oregon, and Ashland. I had a brief stint in Tacoma, but that sucked major ass. I ultimately settled in Portland and I am never moving (if I can help it.)I like to read, watch documentaries, ride my mountain bike, hike and play with my daughter. Professionally, I enjoy jobs where I get to interact with people. Too bad I ended up getting let go from Game Crazy. That was easily the funnest job I ever had. I also like to do voice-over work and radio broadcasting.I have about a hundred crackpot schemes that I think would work great as profitable businesses. If anyone's flush enough to loan me $100 grand, I'll get you paid off with interest in a year...all legitimate, I promise.I'm a 6'3" political quagmire. I am anti-gun control, but i'm pro-choice. I'm all for an effective, lethal high-tech military, but I'm anti-war. I'm pro-freedom of speech and expression, but I don't think people should be allowed to desecrate the US flag. I think broke-ass lazy liberals should do something more than make a lot of noise about important issues, stop collecting public assistance and get a fucking job. I also think rich Americans should pay their share of the nation's taxes without being soaked.I think property taxes are bullshit. If I own land and it's paid off, the state shouldn't be able to take it away from me if I bounce on a $5,000 bill that I personally chalk up to legal extortion. I think property taxes should be supplanted by a sales tax on prepared foods, luxury cars, hotels, cigarettes, alcohol and legalized marijuana. I also support legalized gambling and prostitution and that it should be taxed like mad.I want to visit Ireland, Scotland, England, Italy, Australia, New Zealand and Japan before I die.I love football; the Denver Broncos in particular. During the season, I bleed orange and blue. However, I will watch any game thats on. If the Houston Texans and playing the Tampa Bay Bucs, I'll still sit and watch it. I watch college football. I watch flashback games on ESPN Classic. I watch Arena League. Sometimes I stop and watch high school games. I watch non-american football too.

My Interests

Music, DJ, Hiking, Fish, Aquariums, Mountain Biking, Gardening, Horticulture, Literature, Radio Broadcasting, Sales, Marketing, Football, Soccer, Baseball, Timbers Army, Portland Timbers FC

I'd like to meet:

John Elway, R. Lee Ermey, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Jon Stewart, Steve Irwin (RIP), Don LaFontaine, Bruce Campbell, Matt Groening, Chuck Norris, Art Bell, Mr. T, George Noory, Lance Armstrong, Shigeru Miyamoto, Toshiro Mifune (RIP), Macho Man Randy Savage, Dave Ramsey, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Avery Brooks, Harrison FordPeople I Have Met: Al Gore (he called me a positive thinker and said that there should be more people like me), Bruce Hornsby, Cheryl Crow, Trey Anastasio, Jon Fishman, Ron Wyden, Charles Barkley, Clyde Drexler, Cliff Robinson, Charles Duckworth, Ad Konings, Jason Bernard, Armin Shimerman

Music:

Classic Rock, Phish, The Dead, Electronic, Breaks, Deep House, Drum & Bass, Goa, Hard Techno, Some Rap, Some Country, 80's New Wave Action, Neil Diamond, Johnny Cash, John Denver, Beethoven, Bon Jovi, Duran Duran

Movies:

Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Indy, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Tango & Cash, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, many more...

Television:

ESPN, History Channel, Spike TV, Discovery, PBS, Fox Soccer Channel

Books:

The 2006, 07 World Almanac. Video game strat guides. Anything sci-fi. Historical non-fiction.

Heroes:

People of great vision, intellect and accomplishment.

My Blog

Rough Weekend...

Rough weekend so far.  At least the Sox grabbed the AL East.I'm seriously looking forward to the Timbers v. Toronto FC match in October.
Posted by General Zod on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:33:00 PST

Soccer Blog

Drat...Manchester United has gotten it's meathooks into Carlos Tevez, star of upstart West Ham United!  I was hoping West Ham could make a tear next year with Tevez, but I doubt it now.  Oh ...
Posted by General Zod on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:43:00 PST

My Daughter Got Digitized into a Nintendo Gamecube!!!

Harvest Moon: Magical Melodies (Jamie)
Posted by General Zod on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:25:00 PST

Freaking Great


Posted by General Zod on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:36:00 PST

Ugly Babies

Every once in awhile you see a baby that, well, just isn't very cute.  Downright ugly, actually.  I knocked on the door of one of my lawn customers today and the lady who answered the door w...
Posted by General Zod on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:30:00 PST

I Finally Caved...

Yeah, I got a MySpace.  So post for me, my minions.
Posted by General Zod on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:28:00 PST