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KatSauce

S.A.U.C.E.

About Me

I suffer from Scoleciphobia, Taeniophobia, Helminthophobia, Apotemnophobia, and Spermatophobia.What can I say...I'm not in a band, I don't wear make-up (well yeah sometimes I do but then I feel like my face is dying), I like my Jack Daniels with diet coke and my beer brewed locally, I'm a skinny girl trapped in a fat girls body, I'm a renegade. I like watching Bill O'Reilly on youtube, not because I like or agree with what he says in any way but because I don't want to contribute to his ratings on TV. I hate having a dirty house. I love music and rockin out. I do have a good idea of who are good people, I vote, I suck at spelling because I try to spell everything pho-net-ick-lee, I try to conserve and I have a stomach ache because I just drank a whole jar of pickel juice...The end....

My Interests

My Daughter Seven (yes just like the number), the warm sun, horror, b-movies, pink and black, graffiti, clothes, swimming, car rides, partying, music, girls, boys, carnival rides, serial killers, hair, animals, smoking, drinking dead guy, jack and cokes and dirty martini's, electric blanklets (Yeah I said blankLets!), sleeping in, be scared, tattoos, indian food, booty shaking, reading anything by Chuck Palahnuik, railroad walking, taking flicks, cooking, rocking out, being with Seven :)

I'd like to meet:

For conversation: Henry Rollins and Chuck Palahnuik, Hieronymus Bosch, Maynard. Whoever it was that stole my mojo! For a night of drinks and an horror flick: You!aim=Kat5auce

Music:

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Movies:

oh shit, lets just say from 1982-1990 anything that had a chainsaw, a machette, knives, strange but likely murder weapons and deranged serial killers. All things macabre

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Flavor of Love, Law and order SVU and sex in the city.

Books:

Anything and everything by Chuck Palahnuik All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque The things they carried by Tim Obrian TRy and Guide by DEnnis Cooper Right now im reading Geek Love

My Blog

Its been a month

is what I realized last night.  It was really hard for me to fall asleep because I just kept thinking about how much I miss him.  I always hope I can be as good as a parent to Yiddle as my d...
Posted by KatSauce on Fri, 02 May 2008 02:36:00 PST

I just got the call

from my mom saying that my dad had just died. 
Posted by KatSauce on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:27:00 PST

It hurts so bad...

i dont know why or how it started but i've been craving spicy ass stuff like woah.  Like right now im eating some Tim's kettle jalapeno chips and my mouth hurts sooo effing bad but I can't stop.&...
Posted by KatSauce on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:07:00 PST

Ode To Delivery Dish

Oh delivery dish, how I love thee...Sure sometimes you are late, cold, and unappatizing but I still come back time and time again.  When I'm without food in the fridge or cubbard you have a full ...
Posted by KatSauce on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:31:00 PST

So Haunting

So after reading someone else's blog, I saw she had recently watched a movie called "The Bridge" about the golden gate bridge inwhich film makers over the course of a year caught on film about 2 dozen...
Posted by KatSauce on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:10:00 PST

Shit List Update

Thats right kids, its that time of year again, the shit list has expanded.  For your viewing pleasure the shitlist now includes...NucleusFiendI'm working on the leaf problem please take off your ...
Posted by KatSauce on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST

Always on...

So for some reason my page says im always on, this is not the case, I think it's stuck.  Such is life.  
Posted by KatSauce on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

The end of an era

So after about 7 years I decided to comb my dreads out.  I had been having a reacurring dream every night for the past week in which i combed them out.  I dont really miss them now, I may in...
Posted by KatSauce on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:15:00 PST

I finally got some!!!

Yep I finally got some internet and cable thats right beeotches!!!  I have a total of 70 yes that right 70 channels and cable internet I am once again apart of the wonderful world altnernante uni...
Posted by KatSauce on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:11:00 PST

Hmmmm toast

have you ever noticed how fullfilled you are eating carbs? I was feeling super shaky and starving but after 2 pieces of toast with jam I feel so much better. WTF was atkins thinking?
Posted by KatSauce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST