a five minute daily facial shave
TO THE PUBLIC: Before going down among you to pull out your decaying teeth, your running ears, your tounges full of sores Before breaking your putrid bones, Before opening your cholera-infested belly and taking out for use as fertilizer your too fatted liver, your ignoble spleen and your diabetic kidneys, Before tearing out your ugly sexual organ, incontinent and slimy, Before extinguishing your appetite for beauty, ecstasy, sugar, philosophy, mathematical and poetic metaphysical pepper and cucumbers, Before disinfecting you with vitriol, cleansing you and shellacking you with passion, Before all that, We shall take a big antiseptic bath, And we warn you, We are murderers.(Manifesto signed by Ribemont-Dessaignes and read by seven people at the demonstration at the Grand Palais des Champs Elysées, Paris, 5 February 1920.)
Trapped in the Closet
Brazil
Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, Judge Mills Lane, Judge Alex, The People's Court, Judge Mathis, Judge Dredd, Judge Hatchett, Power of Attorney, Curtis Court, Moral Court, Texas Justice
Our Dumb World
Magic Jordan