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Matt

Inside Tangues in Tera-Aspic

About Me

The vast majority of people over 75 are extraordinarily weak. So is Matt LaComette. A recent study from Dallas showed that heavy resistance exercise helps to make him strong, while extra food supplements leave him weak as ever.
He lived in a nursing home, from age 72 to 98, was divided into three groups: those parts that exercised against resistance, those parts given food supplements and those parts which were given neither. As you would expect, after 10 weeks, those given food supplements were as weak as they were before they started the program. On the other hand, the parts which lifted weights were more than 100% stronger, were able to walk much faster, were able to climb stairs faster, and best of all, they were far more active throughout the day.
Mostly Matt Lacomette can't walk up stairs without holding on to a rail, can't raise himself from a squat, falls easily, and moves slowly because of his weakness. Strength training can correct all of these infirmities. This shows that Matt Lacomette can still be trained using the same methods that are used by younger people. He used the same basic training principles used by competitive young athletes. He used a weight that was 80% of the heaviest weight that he could lift once. He lifted it 8 times in a row, rested a few minutes and then did two more sets of eight at the same weight. He did this workout three times a week, never on consecutive days. Since Matt Lacomette is more likely to injure himself, he should probably train in a supervised program with instructors who know when a lifter is getting into trouble.

My Interests


strange musics/graphic arts/literatures/films/crafts/etc., NOISE!, performance, loudness, recording, wires, knobs, making, music collecting, collecting other things, toying with things, improvisation, art manipulation, new instruments, fake bands, data, dada, surrealism, perversion, subversion, tricks, pranks, games, trash collage, found skip poems, rarities, archiving, cataloging, media, conversations, arrhythmia, college radio, duplication, devious activities, sex, easy sports, anti-music, anti-dance, bad jokes, humor, hairs, faces, spazz-outs, dreams, anti-sleep, irregular sleep cycle, irregular women, coffees, alcoholic beverages (esp. dark beers or whiskey), substance and substances, cigs, soda, dentist visits, slacks, pizza delivery, bars, pubs, clubs, mania, meeting, conceptualism, criticism, computron, internet, this MySpace shit, being late, extreme liberalism, blasphemy, irreverence, cursing, tactlessness, walks without destinations, fucked up maneuvers, driving, getting lost, travelling, cats, comics, disorder

I'd like to meet:

musicians, messiahs, pariahs, evil-doers, robots, skeletons, skags, artistes, anthropomorphized animals, imaginary people, demons, deviants, floating brains with eyes, sexy aliens

Music:


A bunch of things...

HARSH NOISE!
Masonna , Merzbow , TEF , Xome , K2 , Solmania , Pedestrian Deposit , Oscillating Innards , Sixes , Stimbox , Gerritt , John Weise , LHD , The Cherry Point , Prurient , Controlled Bleeding , Black Leather Jesus , Emil Beaulieau , Government Alpha , RHY Yau , Hyware , Cock ESP , Can't , Maim , Contageous Orgasm , Tralphaz , Lasse Marhuag , Knurl , Bastard Noise , Chop Shop , The Haters , Hijokaidan , Incapacitants , MSBR , CCCC , Astro , Reiko. A , Pain Jerk , Thirdorgan , Facialmess , Speculum Fight , Viodre , Hanatarash , Rainbow Blanket , Sickness , Deadly Orifice , Daniel Menche , Jason Crumer , Comforter , nkondi , PCRV , Fe-mail , KK Null , Sudden Infant , Clew Of Theseus , Skozey Fetisch , Aube ...

EXPERIMENTAL/PSYCH/ETC.
Nurse With Wound , Sun City Girls , Caroliner , Rubber 0 Cement , The Dead C , Gate , Wolf Eyes , Hair Police , COSTES , Harry Partch , Harry Pussy , Animal Collective , Black Dice , Lightening Bolt , Kites , Sightings , Yellow Swans , Ruins , Boredoms , The Gerogerigegege , Acid Mothers Temple , Keiji Haino , Yasunao Tone , The Machine Gun TV , Melt Banana , My Cat Is An Alien , Zeena Parkins , Dror Feiler , Smegma , Nihilist Spasm Band , Crawl Unit , Bernhard Gunter , P16.D4 , Runzelstirn & Gurgelstock , THU20 , Kapotte Muziek , Brume , Jac Berrocal , Panicsville , Naked City , Masada , John Zorn , Charles Ives , John Cage , Karlheinz Stockhausen , Glenn Branca , Raymond Scott , Kevin Drumm , MEGO ( Fennesz , Pita , Hecker , Evol , Gert-Jan Prins , Tujiko Noriko , Russel Haswell , Massimo , GCTTCATT ), Throbbing Gristle , Brian Eno , Nels Cline , Ornette Coleman , Loren MazzaCane Connors , Magic Markers , SUNN O))) , Boris , Os Mutantes , Coil , Gastr del Sol , Negativland , Miranda July , Rafael Toral , Captain Beefheart , Can , Faust , Jandek ...

INDIE/ROCK/POP/ETC.
Ariel Pink , U.S. Maple , Dogbowl , The Red Crayola , Cerberus Shoal , Smog , The Frogs , Pavement , Silver Jews , Guided By Voices , Sebadoh , TFUL282 , The Fall , Trumans Water , Soul-Junk , Deerhoof , xbxrx , Music Tapes , Butthole Surfers , The Flaming Lips , Beat Happening , Of Montreal , Pussy Galore , Bunny Brains , Chris Burke , Country Teasers , Dinosaur Jr. , Minutemen , Black Flag , Fugazi , Microphones , Tindersticks , Brigitte Fontaine , Serge Gainsbourg , Lee Hazlewood , Birthday Party , Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds , Geza X , Hybrid Kids , Bay Of Pigs , Etron Fou Leloublan , Teenage Jesus and the Jerks , Mars , DNA , The Contortions , Theoretical Girls , The Static , Big Black , Velvet Underground , Frank Zappa , David Bowie , Cat Power , Stereolab , Polvo , Azalia Snail , Olivia Tremor Control , Devendra Banhart , Ween , Renaldo and the Loaf , Residents , Devo , Cardiacs , XTC , Pere Ubu , TMBG , Swell Maps , The Raincoats , The Shaggs , Half Japanese , Daniel Johnston , Bonnie 'Prince' Billy , Yo La Tengo , Kool Keith , MC Paul Barman, 8-Bit Click , Jim O'Rourke , Free Kitten , Sonic Youth ...

+ LOTS MORE-- ZOLO, NOISE, EXPERIMENTAL, is Neil Hamburger music?

INSTINCTO RECORDS
is my label:
Aunt's Analog, Gym Mat Nap, Oblong Boys, Zom Zoms, Pataphysics, Low Red Center, Dromez, Ferveur Noire, Gary B, Hexcrusher, Deadcode, Thrown Amp Heartaches Duo/Trio, Frosted Tips, Atomic Leda, Amazing Music Brothers, Here Comes Everybody?, '61 Triplets, Brando D Mando...

Visual Arts Jackson Pollock, Marcel Duchamp, Gerhard Richter, Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol, Matt Gym Nap, Joseph Beuys, Alphonse Mucha, Joan Miro, Sigmar Polke, Palfloat, Yves Klein, Man Ray, James Ensor, Robert Smithson, Babs Santini, Chris Ware, experimental packaging, origami, altered/worn signs, animation, glitched digital graphics, doodles, outsider art, op-art, pop art, found art, trash

Movies:

Jan Svankmeyer, Crispin Hellion Glover, Stan Brakhage, Peter Tscherkassky, Richard Kern, Miranda July, Harmony Korine, Woody Allen, John Waters, David Lynch, Russ Meyer, Ninja Bachelor Party, The Forbidden Zone, The Frogs - Toy Porno, The Idiots, Waking Life, Un Chien Andalou, Zen For Film, Care Bears The Movie Part 2, home-made films, video feedback, musical documentaries, pornography

Books:

Daniel Clowes, Chris Ware, Alan Moore, Michael Kupperman, Flan by Stephen Tunney, Vonnegut, Brautigan, Burroughs, Kafka, Crowley, cummings, Rowling, Douglas Adams, automatic writings, exquisite corpses, cut-ups, re-translations, bathroom walls, magazines, liner notes, picture books, my own handwriting

My Blog

Without Ceremony

The winners of the Austin Chronicle short story writing contest were revealed in this week's issue of the Chronicle. But there was a glaring omission. Somehow, the story that I wrote with Patrick Heal...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:19:00 PST