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Kelli

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About Me

I teach in St. Louis. It's special. My debate team won 3 rounds and now have to be in the open division. We won crazy mad trophies and props from our peers and principals. I've been auditioning in STL, but I guess I haven't found the right company yet.I played Ophelia in The Velvet Rut's Production of Hamlet. I was assistant director for the Velvet Rut's Romeo and Juliet, and filled in for Lady Capulet. In December and January 2008, I played Lady Macbeth in The Velvet Rut's Production of Macbeth! The Velvet Rut's Henry the 5th had me as Alice, and the chorus a few times. I played Martius in Titus Andronicus with the Velvet Rut. I played Cressida in Troilus and Cressida. I played Iras in Antony and Cleopatra.I was the assistant director, and Rosaline in Mother of Inventions' production of Romeo and Juliet. Also, I played Elaine in Sam Bass's Community Theater's production of Arsenic and Old Lace. Previously, I played Eileen in the Georgetown Palace's production of Moon over Buffalo, and before that, I played Stella in A Streetcar named Desire with the Way Off Broadway Community Players out in Leander.Myspace Layouts
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Oh, um, yeah. This is me in Troilus and Cressida. I'm the one with the red hair.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All my students, some of my college friends, maybe some of my high school friends, and of course, John Mayer. Seriously.

My Blog

WTF? again.

"The joke goes like this: "Why is a math book so sad? Because it has so many problems." But of course that's a distortion of the truth. In fact, the math book loves its problems. Its problems are it...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 15:45:00 GMT

After the silence comes...

Crazy mad updates from my life: 1. I'm totally in love with a guy who is my boyfriend who I didn't meet on the internet.2. I have an actual boyfriend, for real.3. I have a part in a movie.4. I have on...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:47:00 GMT

Crazy how...

These characteristics (for a future role model in my life) listed in my free will astrology this week describe me so well that it's intense/awesome. 1. Compassion combined with unpredictability.2. Hig...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:33:00 GMT

Will write more later...

On the train ride back to Missouri, I dreamt that I had two cats. One was Bonnie, and the other was a two-headed, deformed cat that you could see the separate spinal columns growing out of the back of...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:12:00 GMT

In addition...

I propose that St. Valentine can come back to life in order to die a horribly slow and painful death. This way, he will most surely commit a sin which will remove him from his "saint" status, therby m...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:36:00 GMT

New have-reads, must-reads.

Currently reading Invisible Man, by Ralph Ellison. It's so good, it makes me ill. I'm serious. I spent about 30 minutes reading it at The London Tea Room today, and I alternately wanted to cry and thr...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:11:00 GMT

My true love has returned...

Homestarrunner.com is back up and up-dating! I'm happier than a patch of tuna in a cactus drainage ditch!Meanwhile, I am down at the recent "shoot your whole family and then yourself" spree that peopl...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:53:00 GMT

And we say "yay!" for Dylan Thomas...

We're loving this right now. Some of my hundreds of broken hearts have been repaired in the duration of one reading of this poem. We want Dylan Thomas and T.S. Eliot and e.e. cummings alive from now u...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:25:00 GMT

What the Eff?

Okay, I've counted that five guys in the past 5 hours have messaged me on myspace. People I've never met in person, and people who, I assume, live in the St. Louis area. I'm mystified, really. Why are...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:34:00 GMT

Stupid beautiful

This song makes me want to burn myself with a cigar butt and orgasmically scream curse words at the top of a mountain... it's that gorgeous. Does that make sense? No? Just listen to it. ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:37:00 GMT