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Jordan

I am here for Friends

About Me

I took my job application into town. Did you here they turned me down?

My Interests

Problem-free philosophy

Movies:

Wild at Heart, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Wicker Man

Television:

Deadwood, Twin Peaks, Lost, Big Love, Planet Earth, Roseanne

Books:

The Corrections, The Fountainhead, East of Eden, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, The Master and Margarita, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Allen Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking, Catching the Big Fish, What is the What

My Blog

Dear Blue Angels:

Fuck you. Seriously. For two days now I've had to listen to your aerial ejaculations. It's like Zeus himself has moved in upstairs and decided to "set it off" with a few hundred thunderclaps. I'm sure...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:49:00 PST