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PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within)

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About Me

An ecclectic mix of yadda yadda, this and that, and other nice words. Formerly "Lost Communication", the name was changed in the oh threes when we realized that Lost Communication sounded like we cared about something. Oh and we became republicans hell bent on paving the rainforest, clubbing baby seals with drum sticks and guitar necks and eating the still beating hearts of nearly starved poor children that don't have health insurance. Those are the best kind, mmmmm, yum. Someday we plan on dying in a freak plane accident on the way to a show in Fargo so that our retarded name and shitty music will become immortalized in american pop-culture. Hopefully that hasn't been done yet, or we'll just look like posers.
Member Histories
Charlie - Originally from Jameclown, ND. Moved to Fargo, ND because he wanted to live in the big city. Shitty guitar player who writes all our crappy songs. He's a hypochondriac who like's sleeping, likes drinking until he falls asleep, likes writing stupid band bios, likes being passive-aggressive.
Dave the Painforest - Originally from Theif River Falls, Mn. Good guitar player and writes all our good songs. Why he wants to be in our band boggles our minds, he must be some sort of autistic or something and doesn't know any better.
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Member Since: 11/24/2004
Band Website: geocities.com/pavetherainforestband
Band Members: "????" - Lead Vocals

"Charlie" - Guitars, backing vocals, Jack-assery, Drunkard

"Dave The Painforest" - Lead Guitar, more Jack-assery, more drunkardness
"????" - Drums
"????" - Bass

"Beer" - Thirst Quencher

"Booze" - Inebriator

Accursed Soil

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Influences: Malted barley and delta-9 tetrahydrocannibanol
Sounds Like: Indescribability
Record Label: a dull, half-dried sharpie
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Wanna be in a band?

Do you play drums?  Do you sing and/or do vocals?  Do you play bass?  If you answered yes to any of these questions, we want you to try out for our band!  If you’re a drummer...
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:06:00 PST

Some shitty fuckin’ news...

Scott's gonna be bailing out on us in May.  He's moving to St. Cloud in search of greener pastures (personally I think he's gonna find dry, brown, dead grass).  So we're looking to do one la...
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:20:00 PST

Band Openings...

We need a lead Vocalist and a Bass player.  Contact us through here if interested.
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:16:00 PST

Our most recent and last show for some time

Last Friday (11/16) we played a show at the All Star.  It was our last show, not for ever, but for a long time, and it blew goats.  We played fairly well, with one notable exception, but the...
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:45:00 PST

Some important news.

Our vocalist will be moving away in December to take a temporary welding job in Iowa at another one of his employer's factories. It sucks, but we can't hold it against him since it's a very good oppor...
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:23:00 PST

The All Star Show

So we played a show at the All Star this past weekend, and first off, I'd like to thank all the people that came out.  So, thanks. Now that I got that outta the way, the show was great for us.&nb...
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:33:00 PST

Looking for Shows

We are looking for shows to play, particularly all-ages shows.  Presently we can do 35-40 minute set, and we're willing to play any time-slot.  Keep us in mind, if you have or are getting&nb...
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:04:00 PST

Party in the Parking Lot

We had a great show last night.  We kicked ass, and enough people agreed with that assessment.  We'd like to thank the people that stayed, even though we started at least 30 minutes later (m...
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:27:00 PST

Last night.

So we played a show at the Nestor last night, and it was pretty good, considering it was our first show since the end of 2005 and our first show ever with the current line up.  Nobody had anythin...
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:21:00 PST

18 months

So we're playing our first show since 0ctober of 2005.  That's approximately 18 months that we haven't done shit, except write a few songs (really good songs).  We're ready for this, come se...
Posted by PAVE THE RAINFOREST (help wanted, apply within) on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:32:00 PST