Hoop-jumping, cheese, sleeping, licking my nether-regions 'cause I can, yapping at bicyclists, quantum mechanics, chicken, other dogs' cornholes, running like a friggin' maniac, sniffing stuff, Edwardian literature, music, watching movies, beef, freeze-dried liver, avoiding rain, car rides, playing the tuba, going on the subway, excessive attention and petting, terrorizing rodents, organic chemistry
Santa's Little Helper, Bruiser Woods, Goofy, Brian from Family Guy, well-hung Dachshunds ("Once you go Dox, ya never go fox"), rats and mice who think they can get past my big schnozz, the Dalai Lama
that dog, Poi Dog Pondering, Doggie Style, Dogstar, The Bloodhound Gang, Jamie Foxx, Three Dog Night, Bowie ("Diamond Dogs"), Iggy Pop ("I Wanna Be Your Dog"), Elton John ("The Bitch Is Back"), Bitch and Animal, Howlin' Wolf, Temple of the Dog, Snoop Dogg, Kate Bush ("Hounds of Love" was brilliant)
Dog Day Afternoon, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Dogfight, Dogville, Must Love Dogs, Dog Park, Legally Blonde, Benji, Cry Wolf, My Dog Skip, Best in Show, Snoopy Come Home, Straw Dogs, Reservoir Dogs, any of the Rat Pack movies
The Dog Whisperer, anything on Food Network
The Hounds of Baskerville, anything by William Wegman, The Call of the Wild, Amazing Gracie
Cesar Milan, Tony Robbins (he has really helped me learn to believe in my own unlimited power as a canine), Anubis, the Buddha, Eddie from Frasier (R.I.P.)--best actor of his generation