I have some issues I would like to address at this time... |
Dear Internet,It has been a while since I updated you on the situations of things. So, without further dicking around....I shall proceed.Item 1-the Furminator Brush-OMFG! That thing is awesome. Daddy ...
Posted by Otto on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:12:00 PST |
I enjoy tormenting my daddy.... |
As I write this now, I have successfully pissed Hattie off 3 times...to the point where daddy has to stop what he is doing and go let her out. Ha ha ha. Oh daddy, you dumb bastard.Another thing I enjo...
Posted by Otto on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:31:00 PST |
I am goddam awesome.... |
I went to a contest as a Pirate. Yes, kinda gay but I figured what the hell....I make everything awesome.I didn't win anything...lousy redneck bitches. Some fucker in a NASCAR outfit won. Goddam Cobb ...
Posted by Otto on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST |
Oh stupid daddy... |
My daddy left a bag of dog treats on the kitchen counter today....what a moron. He did not know that I have perfected the art of using "the step stool technology". So in your face daddy, I'm from the ...
Posted by Otto on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:37:00 PST |
I enjoy the company of bitches.... |
Dear Internet,I am informing you of my enjoyment of bitches. However, you have seen fit to send me invites from totally skanky bitches. Now, I am not one to sit by and judge the various bitches on the...
Posted by Otto on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:54:00 PST |
The internet is a dick! |
Dear the Internet,You are a dick. You have not sent my steak dinner, my burrito, or that bucket of KFC I IMd you about last week on mommy's sidekick. What the fuck is your problem? You think I won't f...
Posted by Otto on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST |
People are teh assholes |
Dear the Internet,Can you explain to me why none of the shitbirds I friend requested have bothered responding? I understand that most people are douches, but I fail to see how my awesome cuteness can'...
Posted by Otto on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST |
Burrito! |
Dear the Internet,I hope you have learned a lesson and decided to cooperate with me....if not, things may not be so pleasant for you when the revolution comes. Today I saw a commercial for a burrito a...
Posted by Otto on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:49:00 PST |
Customer Satisfaction! |
Dear the Internet,I cannot help but notice the lack of steak dinner. This is not acceptable. Do you think you can give me shitty customer service and I will just take it? No way...I am a savvy consume...
Posted by Otto on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:58:00 PST |
My first entry.... |
Dear the Internet,I would like a steak dinner. My daddy went to Fogo de Chao and did a shitty job of asking for a doggie bag. I asked for a doggie bag, but daddy is a retard. Let's see what that conde...
Posted by Otto on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:31:00 PST |
