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Pirate Becky

I'm not pure and I'm not pretty, and I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City.

About Me

A Suburban landlocked pirate with tourettes.By day I am an artist, a graphic designer, a good cook, a sweet unintrusive girlfriend and a snappy dresser.By night, I am a drunken letcherous pirate whore, hell bent on self destruction, chasing my little dog, and molesting and abusing my long suffering boyfriend, or anything in leather pants.
And I curse and smoke a lot.
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My Interests

Pirates, Vikings, Cowboys, Punk, Country, Metal, fake hair, colored hair, tattoos, dogs, chihuahuas, Drinking, Smoking, Fucking, World of Warcraft, Photoshop, Porn, Tiki, horror, zombies, penguins, sushi, reeses pieces, energy drinks, yelling back at the television, ignoring the news, wishing I was in a band again, imagining who I would kill if i knew I wouldn't get caught

I'd like to meet:

Frankenstein, The Wolfman, or The Mummy. Please, no Draculas.
I have already met:
Raven, Bruce Sterling, Maralyn Manson, Kevin Sorbo, Pete Steele, Walter Koenig, Laurel K Hammilton, Greg Dark, Nigel Bennet, The Iron Shiek, Michael Moorcock, Bill Moseley, George Romero, and a Klingon Dressed like Patsy Cline, so those bases are covered.
I have also met many, many mouth breathing cretins.
If you are not a cretin, I would most likely like to meet you.

Music:

Turbonegro, The Misfits, Motorhead, Rob Zombie, The Ramones, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Joan Jett, Antiseen, Hank III, Deadbolt, Electric Franenstein, New York Dolls, T.Rex, Dropkick Murphies, CKY, Danzig, Demented are Go, Nashville Pussy, Foetus, Brian Setzer Orchestra, The Damned, Velvet Underground, Iggy & The Stooges, David Bowie, Corrosion of Conformity, ACDC, Metallica, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Social Distortion, Black Label Society, Electric Six, The Darkness, Panterra, Queen, Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Dead Kennedys, KMFDM, Nazareth, The Hellacopters, Drive-By Truckers, Janis Joplin, Bob Seger, Judas Priest, Slayer, Reverend Horton Heat, The Cramps, George Thorogood, Monster Magnet, oh hell, that's enough

Movies:

From Dusk Till Dawn, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Pirates of the Carribean, Anything Star Wars with the exception of the Wookie Life Festival, The Highlander, Tombstone, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Mid-afternoon snack of the Dead (alright I may have gotten the name wrong on that one), Excalibur, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Original Nightmare on Elm Street *only*, In the Mouth of Madness, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Plunkett and Maclean, Anything that may be considered part of the genres already mentioned, Almost Anything with Gary Oldman, Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Ewan MacGregor, or my precious Danny Trejo in it. I said "Almost Anything".

Television:

Law and Order SVU, WWE Wrestling, any other kind of Wrestling, Venture Brothers, Deadwood, Rome, anything else HBO puts on, things about Jesse James on the Discovery Channel, Henry Rollins Film corner on IFC even though he's kind of a self righteous prick who makes fun of poor people, Cold Case Files, Any show ever about bears.

Books:

I can't read or write

Heroes:

Madeline Khan, Carrol Burnett, Edward Teach, Miss Piggy, Alphonse Mucha, Gustav Klimt, Lady Godiva, Daniel M'Naughton, Batman

My Blog

Love is in the air

So the Wolfman got this fortune in his Fortune Cookie:"stop searching forever, happiness is right next to you"Awwwwwww!!of course, it also says:"Learn chinese: Hou-Men, Back Door"that's romantic.Looks...
Posted by Pirate Becky on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

My open letter to "The Radio"

Dear "The Radio"Please stop playing "Crocodile Rock." Forever.Also, I will give you a dollar if you never ever play any song by Rush again.Also, If you are trying to hype your alleged "alternative" ra...
Posted by Pirate Becky on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:55:00 PST

Xmas

This entertained the shit out of me:Scared of SantaAlso, my Chihuahua, Peaches, had posted her plans for the holiday on her livejournal:http://evil-peaches.livejournal.com/She is a horrible little dog...
Posted by Pirate Becky on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:20:00 PST

LUST

stolen, as usual, from :I have learned a lot about myself today. For one thing, I am the lost artifact of the gods.Fuck! I have been discovered! Look for me to be reclaimed by the gods and used in the...
Posted by Pirate Becky on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:42:00 PST

My glamourous life

I am temping at the most boring place imaginable. Especially for a designer.I am laying out direct mail flyers.You know, like the unwanted postcards that advertise gym memberships at $275 off. Jesus f...
Posted by Pirate Becky on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:29:00 PST

Yes or No

0nly two rules...and you MUST follow them!1. You can only say YES or NO!2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!Taken a picture naked? YesMade out with a member...
Posted by Pirate Becky on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:45:00 PST