Pirates, Vikings, Cowboys, Punk, Country, Metal, fake hair, colored hair, tattoos, dogs, chihuahuas, Drinking, Smoking, Fucking, World of Warcraft, Photoshop, Porn, Tiki, horror, zombies, penguins, sushi, reeses pieces, energy drinks, yelling back at the television, ignoring the news, wishing I was in a band again, imagining who I would kill if i knew I wouldn't get caught
Frankenstein, The Wolfman, or The Mummy. Please, no Draculas.
I have already met:
Raven, Bruce Sterling, Maralyn Manson, Kevin Sorbo, Pete Steele, Walter Koenig, Laurel K Hammilton, Greg Dark, Nigel Bennet, The Iron Shiek, Michael Moorcock, Bill Moseley, George Romero, and a Klingon Dressed like Patsy Cline, so those bases are covered.
I have also met many, many mouth breathing cretins.
If you are not a cretin, I would most likely like to meet you.
Turbonegro, The Misfits, Motorhead, Rob Zombie, The Ramones, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Joan Jett, Antiseen, Hank III, Deadbolt, Electric Franenstein, New York Dolls, T.Rex, Dropkick Murphies, CKY, Danzig, Demented are Go, Nashville Pussy, Foetus, Brian Setzer Orchestra, The Damned, Velvet Underground, Iggy & The Stooges, David Bowie, Corrosion of Conformity, ACDC, Metallica, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Social Distortion, Black Label Society, Electric Six, The Darkness, Panterra, Queen, Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Dead Kennedys, KMFDM, Nazareth, The Hellacopters, Drive-By Truckers, Janis Joplin, Bob Seger, Judas Priest, Slayer, Reverend Horton Heat, The Cramps, George Thorogood, Monster Magnet, oh hell, that's enough
From Dusk Till Dawn, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Pirates of the Carribean, Anything Star Wars with the exception of the Wookie Life Festival, The Highlander, Tombstone, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Mid-afternoon snack of the Dead (alright I may have gotten the name wrong on that one), Excalibur, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Original Nightmare on Elm Street *only*, In the Mouth of Madness, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Plunkett and Maclean, Anything that may be considered part of the genres already mentioned, Almost Anything with Gary Oldman, Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Ewan MacGregor, or my precious Danny Trejo in it. I said "Almost Anything".
Law and Order SVU, WWE Wrestling, any other kind of Wrestling, Venture Brothers, Deadwood, Rome, anything else HBO puts on, things about Jesse James on the Discovery Channel, Henry Rollins Film corner on IFC even though he's kind of a self righteous prick who makes fun of poor people, Cold Case Files, Any show ever about bears.
I can't read or write
Madeline Khan, Carrol Burnett, Edward Teach, Miss Piggy, Alphonse Mucha, Gustav Klimt, Lady Godiva, Daniel M'Naughton, Batman