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I am here for Friends

About Me

♥♥♥

i always introduce myself as caitlin, but expect to be called cait. so call me cait. i'm pretty sure i've had one of the hardest years thus far in my career of living, but i made it, so there. i'm usually a sarcastic asshole and i laugh at all the wrong times. when sharing a bed, i sleep closest to the door. i order my sprite with no ice and my spicy chicken sandwiches with no tomato. i answer my phone at all hours of the night, so call me. i'm naturally nicer to redheads. i dont like chocolate, so dont buy me any. thanks.all i can do is be me.
whoever that is.
.bob dylan.

My Interests

big sunglasses
breathing
baseball
cuddling
coca-cola
chicago
dancing
giggling
hot boys
hotdog eating contests
holding hands
♥kissing♥
music
mascara
naps
night time
red nail polish
snapple apple
♥screaming♥
skinny dipping
singing loud
thunder storms
the tbolts
♥vodka♥
the wards [even the asian one]

I'd like to meet:

i've got desperate desires and unadmirable plans. my tounge will taste of gin and malicious intent.♥

Music:

one good thing about music....when it hits you, you feel no pain.
.bob.marley.

.brand new.
.jack's mannequin.
.the format.
.schuyler fisk.
.how bright the sky.
.the spill canvas.
.fall out boy.
.paramore.
.ari hest.
.lme.
.dave.
.saves the day.
.scary kids scaring kids.
.gatsby's american dream.

Movies:

mean girls
the virgin suicides
click
what's eating gilbert grape

Television:

the food network
♥ degrassi ♥
grey's anatomy
the office

Books:

Catcher in the Rye
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Gossip Girl
The Lovely Bones
Huck Finn
The Great Gatsby
A Complicated Kindness
Naked
Sloppy Firsts
♥ The Virgin Suicides♥
Seven Deadly Sins
A Million Little Pieces
♥Slaughterhouse Five♥
The Bitch Posse
Invisible Monsters
♥ THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE♥
Like Water For Chocolate
a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.

i love to read. kay.

Heroes:

a faithful friend is the medicine of life♥
.apocrypha.

My Blog

Taylor Ohl, always in our hearts.

.:*God saw you were getting tired*:.And a cure was not meant to beSo he put his arms around youAnd whispered come with meWith tearful eyes we watched youAs we saw you pass awayAlthough we love you dee...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:45:00 PST

raise the flag for Andrew High.

1. you know why it takes longer to get to lunch on thursdays2. the best part of friday is t-bolt pride patrol (you guess with the rhymes)3. make it a good day, or not- the choice is yours4. you can na...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:33:00 PST

this one goes out to carina, the biggest sluttly tramp of ugly fat ass whore ever

i was recently informed of your friday night escapades with my boyfriend, and i think you should know that you are a homewrecking whore. you are no longer to go near scott unless i am around, and...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:37:00 PST

home sweet home...this isnt even a survey ♥

You know youre from Tinley Park when 1. TP means more than just toilet paper 2. you graduated from a high school with fish bowl classrooms 3. you know that Wal-Mart is in Orland Hills 4. and lit...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 09:16:00 PST

Joanna is a grotsky beotch...but here is why she's so damn awesome

She likes to smell the merchandise She likes to buy Subway...and so do I She got face raped. And her boyfriend didn't even care Nobody will ever do it as good as she does She gets mysterious bite mark...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't even know why they let monkies go to school

Things that make me feel better DMBcutie1224 (5:48:21 PM): would you still talk to me if i had a hunchback? HopDaWap (5:48:34 PM): of course i would cait. jesus Barbiehunnie (8:27:14 PM): I wa...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ryan McCarthy: Simply better than you (reasons why)

7.Hugs make him nervous6.He is the only person I know who thinks Walker: Texas Ranger  is a cinematic masterpiece5.He uses phrases like cinematic masterpiece4.He helped me cheat on my AP psych fi...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

4 REASONS WHY TONY IS WAY COOL

Here are the reasons why Tony is way cool:4.  2 words: couple friends3. Kathleen Lane love3. he once waited until after i got out of the car to crash it2. He smells like axe, smoke, and gumand th...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

7 REASONS WHY JOANNE KICKS MAJOR ASS

Reasons why Joanne kicks major ass: 7. Her mom used to work in the Sears Tower 6. Her grandma steals from her 5. She knows the true meaning of cougar 4. Her grandma drives a tractor...and thats cool 3...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

5 REASONS WHY I AM FRIENDS WITH AMANDA

The top 5 reasons why Amanda is soooo cool :   5. She is kind to the monkies 4.  She kidnaps cats, shaves them, and brands them. 3. Her middle name is Zelda, and she hates the zoo. 2. At one...
Posted by Caity Bear" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST