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Joey Gladstone

Cut it out! Quit it!

About Me

Apparently there was some imposter Joey, but hey guys, I'm here now. Basically, I live in the Tanner house, I like hugs, woodchucks, and sexy time with sexy ladies.

My Interests

Women

I'd like to meet:

EVERYBODY! And strippers.

Music:

Jesse and the Rippers, Beach Boys, Manburger, Styx, Grateful Dead, Dr. Dre

Movies:

Barely Legal Summer Camps part II

Television:

America's Funniest People, America's Funniest Home Videos, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Looney Tunes, Popeye, Wake Up San Francisco, Ghost Busters, Jestsons, you know, the usual.

Heroes:

Wesley Willis and Uncle Jesse

My Blog

An interestingly humorous conspiracy theory.

Well, I thought this was funny enough to post. And by funny, I mean brilliant. And by brilliant, I mean pretty funny. Enjoy.-------------------------------------- Religion and Ronald Reagan:An In-Dep...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST

When We Grew Up and Went to School

Yesterday I substitute taught Michelle's class because her teacher's husband apparently had had some trouble with paying his bookie, and they broke her legs to make a point. Pretty funny. Anyway, I we...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:58:00 PST

Worst Discovery Ever.

This isn't something I feel entirely comfortable sharing with you, but maybe getting it out there will discourage a certain someone from doing things like this to me....Not very often, but every once ...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:55:00 PST

Creeps Galore on MySpace

So some guy, and I'm not going to mention who it was, sent me this message and I was a little disturbed. I'm not really sure but I'm pretty sure it was serious and that he was jerking off while typing...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:03:00 PST

A Very Productive Day

Today I layed on the couch all day and ate chubby wubby ice cream and watched the entire RoboCop, Terminator, Rambo, and Ninja Turtles series in my underwear. That was kind of weird because April O'...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:24:00 PST

Jack me, mother fuckers?

Like I said. Mother fuckers. This is about one of the most fucked up things thats happened to me in a long time. I was chillin' in China Town with a friend or 3, smoking a chronic bowl and I was loo...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:12:00 PST

Archive 4: My Appendix, I hardly knew him.

  Where I've been:So about a week ago, I went to Danny complaining with stomache pains. After several minutes of name calling, not sparing 'pussy' or 'cuntbag' or 'vagina face,' his suggestion wa...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:40:00 PST

Archive 3: Coked Up Stage Antics and Too Many Billys

Sorry i havent posted for a while but ive been out of town. i went to tennesee to see a Billy Squire reunion concert. actually billy invited me becuase we kind of grew up together and he asked me to d...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:09:00 PST

Part II: The Gripping Conclusion

I came back the same night I left because i realized i had a lot more to say, plus i had forgotten to bring any money, or a nightlite and a stuffed animal. i just find them comforting. But when i got ...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:08:00 PST

Livejournal archive 1: DJ's Birthday

I'm so upset right now i cant even tell you. I wanted to do something really special for DJ's birthday but i can never do anything right. I was at the grocery store when a little old lady put a sign o...
Posted by Joey Gladstone on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:20:00 PST