Cars, hockey, anything that smells good, some things that don't, punk shows, driving way too fast in the rain, making strangers uncomfortable, the word "phenagol," dick and/or fart jokes, rumplestiltskin, ninjas, the leftist revolution, anything that gets a smile out of the people close to me, being well aware of the fact that if you give me the chance ill make you laugh all day, your mom.
I would love to meet a genie, especially one of those blue fat genies from Aladin. That way everybody's gonna be like, "no way, tony, you cant trick a genie." And ill be all like "fuck you. i can trick anyone. im tony fucking hopper goddamit." everybody's mistake with the genie is that they ask for more wishes. DUH! thats against the genie code you dumbshit. my first wish would be for billions of dollars. then id have an army of genetically enhanced colombian children. my third wish would be for a shotgun that kills genies. THEN id get all the wishes i wanted. stupid fucking genies.seriously, i want to meet anyone and everyone. my aim sn is pitsweatman. if you start a conversation with me, ill entertain the living shit out of you.
Fall Out Boy, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Anberlin, Bruce Springsteen (shut up, the man is a poet!), Metallica, Blink 182, Reliant K, Finch, Jimmy Eat World, Rufio, Yellowcard, Starting Line, Fenix TX (RIP), All-American-Rejects, Coheed (but not Cambria), New Found Glory, Mid-nineties Green Day, The F-ups, Pearl Jam, Mugshot, Senses Fail, Army of Freshmen, Something Corporate, Saves the Day, cartel, motion city soundtrack, the academy is, and much more
Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, Elf, Spongebob, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Garbagepail Kids, Kung Pow: Enter the fist, porn, The "Short Circuit" movies, Star Wars/Trek, Italian Job, Romeo + Juliet, Orange County, Blade II (and Blade I, to a lesser degree), Go, Anything with Adam Sandler, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, David Spade, or Bill Murray; Anything by Michael Moore (the conscience of america), porn, Ocean's 11, Oceans's 12 to a lesser degree, home movies with me in them
South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, (im beginning to notice these are all cartoons...), Sealab, the A-team, Alf, scrambled porn (if i can sorta see it, it's good enough!), Days of Our Lives, American Chopper, Mexican Chopper (just like american chopper, only dirtier and cheaper 2 produce), Band of Brothers, Daily Show, Fox News.... JUST KIDDING!, The Weather Channel, The Frugal Gourmet, Comedy Central Presents:, BET (it makes me giggle, we honkeys are so lame!), um...
The entire Dark Tower Series, Left Behind, Atlas Shrugged, On Liberty, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Anything by Stephen King, Goodnight Moon, The Jungle, Holy Grail Holy War, The DaVinci Code, The Bible, a stone 4 danny fisher, 1984, TV Guide, The Winter King, Enemy of God, Excalibur, anything Arthurian, The Archer's Tale, Vagabond, Heretic, Shites unoriginal guide
Bill Clinton, Al Franken, Richard Nixon, Jesus, My Dad, Superman, Ayn Rand, John Stuart Mill, Christopher Columbus, That guy who always streaks at baseball games, Dan Grunauer, Lance Armstrong (riding bikes that long really makes your taint hurt), Jon Stewart, Bert McCracken, Me, Bri