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About Me

If I wasn't an idiot I would have no personality.Well I Live in a 45 foot prevost tour bus ...Im usually the third bottom bunk on the passenger side ... about 18 years ago my friend Billy asked me to Help him carry one of his ampliphiers into LaMour's in Brooklyn NY. Well it is now 2005 and I am still doing the same shit, Only this time theres a paycheck and Im in a different state or country. that somes up my livelihood. So all you kids out there... just say NO to tour or else you will b e in your 30's wondering where your home is. Other than that if I am not in a prevost or in a hotel room...I am usually flying down some mountain on a snowboard (still playing grabass at my age) or in boxing ring getting my head beat in ...see I told ya I'm an Idiot.

My Interests

Snowboarding, Driving quads off cliffs on days i decide not to snowboard. Boxing, Reading, last days of tours and that entails alcohol and not doing my job to the fullest but i dont what are they gonna do send me home? Crown royal whiskey, beer that taste like beer ..NOT GRAPE ALE OR CRANBERRY ALE...cooking italian food...eating all sorts of food ..washing it down with crown royal whiskey ...drinking whiskey and then going snowboarding, Drinking coffee....and only coffee flavored coffee....annoying the living shit out of people with my annoying guinnea stinker cigars. Lets not forget the summer is coming and time to start working on the 1954 Chevy. TO BE CONTINUED ...did i mention I like to snowboard too

I'd like to meet:

Rita Hayworth but shes dead now

Music:

I still like everything that everyone else thinks they are too old for: Blitz, Angelic Upstarts, The Opressed, Combat 84, YDL ruled also(does anyone rememer them?) ...Sham 69, NEgative approach, The Last Resort, Discharge, Sheer Terror ...Ok i think ya get the picture...I truly hate all of the modern day Middle of the road heartless yuppie shit, all you college wussses know what im talking about!!!...basically I was flatbush brooklyns only hope ..then i got Earth Ad from the misfits ,,, that started the downward spiral :D... My true influences..JOHNNY CASH ...HANK WILLIAMS (the king of the life we all chose).. 50's rock and Roll, Doo Wop.oh yeah and SOCIAL DISTORTION!!!

Movies:

WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAYAAAAAAAAY!!! (thats Brooklyns Bible movie)...The outsiders, The Wanderers, Of course the Godfather, History of the world Part one...and pf course Blazing Saddles

Television:

Come on now ...the T word is the destruction of mankind.

Books:

ok ya nailed me I am a History nerd. Military History, The rise Of theodore Roosevelt, Theodore Rex, Norse and Germanic History, Anything from Anne Rice ..preferbly the Chronicles. Tacitus, Stephen Ambrose.

Heroes:

Willie Sutton....Because he knew where the money was (all you kids brush up on your criminology)