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About Me

Welcome to my page... now get the F*ck out! LOL!
Here's the basic 411, history, and a whole bunch of other goodies to keep you busy.
PERSONAL STATS: 6'1" 203lbs. Dark Brown Hair/Eyes. Single. Male. If I were an infant, I'd be considered well-hung.
BACKGROUND: 1/2 Colombian + 3/8 Greek (Cretan) + 1/16 Yugoslavian (Serbian) + 1/16 Ukranian (try saying that three times fast). Born in Borough Park, Brooklyn, NY. Currently residing in Sunset Park, Brooklyn.
RANDOM NONSENSE: I speak English and Spanish. I can curse in English, Spanish, Italian, French, Romanian, Russian, Hebrew, Yidish, Jamaican Patois, Haitian Creole, Chinese (Mandarin), Greek, Turkish, Arabic, and German. I can say how are you in eight languages. I can say suck my dick in about the same. I'm a jerk-off, a sarcastic prick, and a fucking asshole. However, you will still love me in the morning.
CHECK OUT MY PICS: A bunch of photos, both old and new (includes family, friends, pets, and "i'm too cool for this photo" type of shots)
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» I am the proud owner of a few groups on MySpace. Feel free to click the links to check them out and/or to join!
THE RARE. THE BEAUTIFUL.: People so perfect, you'd swear they're not human!
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METROPOLITAN LATINOS: Group for single NY/NJ latinos and brazilians.
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WOMEN WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME: One of the funniest ideas on MySpace.
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After reviewing it, I'm sure everyone will want one of their own. Make sure you read the description carefully.
» I would also like to promote some of the coolest sites online. These sites are owned by people who I know personally.
MAKEFUNNOTWAR.COM: Want a good laugh or two? This Brooklyn-styled comedy website has made my Brother (Alex) a local legend!
View Website | View Alex's MySpace Page
THEVSPOTCAFE.COM: Are you vegetarian, vegan, or flexitarian? Come to this restaurant in Park Slope owned by my Brother (Danny)!
View Website | View Danny's MySpace Page
» Hey! It's survey time! You know you secretly take them, too. However, the secret is to not take them too seriously.
ME, ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET: Apparently, I'm good for more than just a sharp tongue and quick wit.
1 - YOU ARE A SEX GOD

Sex God

73%

A Romantic

58%

A Slave To BDSM

43%

Virgin

40%
How are you in bed
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2 - YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO THE ASS!

Butt

100%

Boobs

58%

Face

42%

Abs/Stomach

42%

Penis

0%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?
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3 - YOU ARE A GLUTTON.

Gluttony

81%

Wrath

56%

Pride

50%

Lust

44%

Sloth

38%

Greed

25%

Envy

13%
Seven deadly sins
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4 - YOU ARE NOT SO CLEAN.

Not so clean

80%

Complete Filth

60%

Pure and Innocent

30%

Pedofile

10%
How dirty is your mind?
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Message: "Hey, who am I to argue? If it's printed on the internet, it MUST BE true!" LOL!
You Are a Fun Flirt
You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.
Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.
You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.
You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

My Interests

Sarcasm, Quick Wit, Stupidity, Perversions of Goodness, Laughing, Insulting, Racial Humour, Reminding humans that they aren't much more than that, Reminding "unique" individuals that it has already been done..

I'd like to meet:

You mean besides the people who made this video?

The Hole - video powered by Metacafe

Moving on...
I am very interested in chatting with those who aren't so pathetic that they need to fill their friends list with 10,000 random strangers. Even worse are those guys who add all the "model chics", so that they can act like they know people. Dude, you're not gettin' a date out of it. Go buy her panties off her website or something!

ANTI-FRIENDS LIST WHORES: Please do not invite me to be your friend, unless I really know you. Otherwise, please wait 'til we've been chatting for a while. Better yet, wait for ME to invite YOU.

I like to communicate with those on my friends list. I am not here to fill your ego by having another imaginary friend for you to spam with your latest imports modeling pics.

Save yourself the embarrassment of being denied - your tits won't change my mind.

Outside of that, I'm just looking for really cool people to chat with and have fun with.

I : witty, cunts, bitches, dark, sarcastic, realistic, blunt honest, and easy... oops, i meant virgins!

I seriously dislike those who think they are so DEEP, UNIQUE, or SPECIAL. Your dad, like ours, didn't realize that pre-cum could get the bitch pregnant, too!

DUDE, YOU'RE LIKE TRUELY ORIGINAL: If you understand this quote, then we cool...
"Express your individuality via assinine conformity", unknown author.

This picture was shown below a dude with mad piercings, tattoos, death metal gear, spiked green hawk, while he was yelling at the cam. Dude, it's been done.

YOU ARE MYSPACE'S NEXT TOP MODEL: I love how random idiots write comments in girls profiles like, "You should be a model. You are so beautiful." OR "You should definitely go into movies and modeling, you'll be a star." or other crap like that.

Who the fuck made you the authority in that field? Worse yet, you moronic women who allow these comments to be in your profile are just pathetic.

Nobody thinks you are more special cuz Akbar from Toledo & Jim Bob from Sioux Falls feel that you can make it in the industry. They pump gas, store bull semen, and/or shovel goat shit. Do yourself a favor - clean up the junk in the profile.

Finally, I really, really hate those who say things like "I'm real" or "I keep it real" and odds are they dont. Odds also are that you copy your style, image, and personality off of your favorite hip hop, rock, or tv/movie star.

QUOTABLE QUOTES
I'll add more as I come across them. Feel free to offer a few for my list.
- "A slut is a girl who fucks everyone. A bitch is a girl who fucks everyone, BUT you."
- "If you're gonna be naughty, go to your room. If you wanna be naughty, come to mine."
- "I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."
- "Marriage is the leading cause of divorce."
- "It's all good 'til somebody gets hurt... then it gets better!"
- "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." (from Fight Club)
- "A friend is someone who knows all about you and likes you anyway!"

Music:

It's ALL good til somebody gets hurt... then it gets better!

Movies:

If you can appreciate these, then we need to talk:

Broke and Brokerback Mountain

Dumb Fiction

Dumb and Dumber: The Horror

Television:

I erased this by accident, so give me time to redo it. A few would be The Hooneymooners, Married with Children, All in the Family, Everyone loves Ramond, The Steve Harvey Show and more!

Books:

Reading is be like fundamentabable an' shyt...

Heroes:

I got hacked by Mr. Genius and all I got was a lousy T-Shirt!!!

My Blog

Hipster Olympics 2007

You know who you are losers......
Posted by The Social Whore on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:46:00 PST

Afterwork Friday: September 21, 2007 (My next networking event)

Our next event will be held on Friday, September 21, 2007 (5pm - 10pm)atAura5 East 19th Street(between Fifth Avenue & Broadway)New York, NY 10011http://www.auranyc.com/Bookings:If you own a compan...
Posted by The Social Whore on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:32:00 PST

2007 Life Lessons learned (updated frequently!)

will's life lessons (version 1) - with shout outs to those who taught me:(note: i will be constantly updating this list throughout the year)- never drink seven sodas mixed together at once (learned at...
Posted by The Social Whore on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

As everyone knows, I'm not religious but...

this one is worth a read... If they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney who knows how to put i...
Posted by The Social Whore on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST

My 31st Birthday at Gypsy Tea Room (NYC)

Update 12/25/06 - Photo Gallery finally uploaded!http://www.thesocialwhore.comFeel free to view pics using either slide.com or Snap Fish. Enjoy!Update 12/17/06 - Thank you all! To those who made it o...
Posted by The Social Whore on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

The V-Spot Cafe Updated

UPDATEDMy brother's restaurant has been open and the place is rocking! See below for features, articles, and to place or read reviews. Please contact me and I will meet with you any time you want to g...
Posted by The Social Whore on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 04:54:00 PST

Fucking Bulletin Whores: I know too many of you idiots like this...

: BULLETIN WHOREThis is for all of you losers (especially women, who are more guilty of this than us non-emo men) who have nothing better to do than to waste our bulletin space with nonsense and usel...
Posted by The Social Whore on Sat, 20 May 2006 09:19:00 PST

I'm ambivalent, but this raises a good point (Mexico)...

Mexico Is Full of Shit Posted by: Mulata BellaThink About This:1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language.2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled worker...
Posted by The Social Whore on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:57:00 PST

Jackie Chan ain't shit! Look at what he started...

... I'm still in awe at what these motherfuckers can do. I can barely walk straight without tripping over myself and now there is this thing called 'PARKOUR' (also known as STREET JUMPING). It's the a...
Posted by The Social Whore on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 04:32:00 PST

"25 Steps to a Myspace Addiction" by Lindsay Luv

ADMIT YOU ARE A MYSPACE WHOREThis is you if you possess some of the following qualities:1. Feel like you have "fans", and need to keep them updated- continuously...like every second a new picture and ...
Posted by The Social Whore on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:32:00 PST