WELL EH...LETS SEE HERE...THE NAMES CAPTAIN SPAULDING...LESS U DONT LIKE ME THEN U CAN CALL ME A DICK AND GO SHOVE IT!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! HMMM EH WHAT ELSE...I RUN A GAS STATION SHOP/MURDER RIDE...UHH...I HATE PEOPLE THAT DONT LIKE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!! OH AND IM A KILLER!!!! BUT DONT LET THAT SCARE YA COME ON DOWN TO CAPTAIN SPAULDINGS AND RIDE OUR FAMOUS MURDER RIDE!!!! AND DONT FORGET TO TAKE HOME SOME OF OUR TASTEY FRIED CHIKEN!!!!Take the quiz:
Which Horror Movie Are You?
House Of 1000 Corpses
You are very wacky and out there. You like doing insane things, you like getting attention, and you most likely enjoy drug-induced hallucinations. Always the loud one, always the popular one, you might actually be wanting the attention to cover scars that won't heal from childhood, and you need a way to mask your emotions. Don't keep up like this for too long.
