In the summer of 2006, I very nearly died in a hospital due to acute necrotising pancreatitis, caused by years of excessive alcohol consumption and a general disrespect for my overall health & wellness - I thank the Universe daily for allowing me a second chance at life and I'm happy to show the world a living example of the Power of Faith.
I'm a Shadetree Artist when the mood strikes me. I make a big noise with an electric bass guitar and I like to wear skirts & eyeliner when I go out. Come near, but get close at your own risk, I might bite or spit something out my nose laughing.
Back up if you hear me say, "Hey, watch this!"
I play the bass.
You need a haircut Punk.
I knows I dumb cuz I taked a quiz.
You are Amanda Wagner stupid(100%)
No doubt about it your dumber than grass clippings
you are the bottom of the food chain or in amandas case you contain the food chain w/e
you're retarded
you should go crawl in a ditch and die your so dumb
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The only thing better than wearing a kilt!
What band from the 80s are you?
Ooooh. You're SO BAD. and you don't want to take shit from anyone. Unfortunately for you, you're going to have to, because your image isn't so much tough as it is hilarious.
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou takest out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou countest to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither countest thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
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