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Rev. Stephen

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About Me

I'm an asshole. A idiot. I'm wearing safety glasses. You're welcome. Feel daring? Let me baptise you into my Church - the First United Charismatic Kingdom. Yes, I am an Ordained Minister. I preacheth to thee with Rock and Roll. I'm a stupid, stoopid man and I homeschool my children. I'm fascinated by the "unknown" forces of life and study & experiment with my spirit as my guide.
In the summer of 2006, I very nearly died in a hospital due to acute necrotising pancreatitis, caused by years of excessive alcohol consumption and a general disrespect for my overall health & wellness - I thank the Universe daily for allowing me a second chance at life and I'm happy to show the world a living example of the Power of Faith.
I'm a Shadetree Artist when the mood strikes me. I make a big noise with an electric bass guitar and I like to wear skirts & eyeliner when I go out. Come near, but get close at your own risk, I might bite or spit something out my nose laughing.
Back up if you hear me say, "Hey, watch this!"
I play the bass.
You need a haircut Punk.
I knows I dumb cuz I taked a quiz.
You are Amanda Wagner stupid(100%)
No doubt about it your dumber than grass clippings
you are the bottom of the food chain or in amandas case you contain the food chain w/e
you're retarded
you should go crawl in a ditch and die your so dumb
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The only thing better than wearing a kilt!
What band from the 80s are you?
Ooooh. You're SO BAD. and you don't want to take shit from anyone. Unfortunately for you, you're going to have to, because your image isn't so much tough as it is hilarious.
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou takest out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou countest to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither countest thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:


You, of course....

Anybody who likes (and knows how) to have a good time!
I like artistic, creative, funny & spiritual sexy people who don't take themselves too seriously and aren't afraid to do things their own way.

I get along with plenty of "regular folks" too, so don't be turned off if you're not a musician, artist, comic, witch or groupie *grin*

Leave your drama, baggage, issues and demons in the collection plate and let's Rock 'n Roll all night and Party every day!

Music:


Movies:



Oddly enough, I like "chick flicks" starring Ewan Magregor and Carmen Diaz....

Books:

Those are them paper things with words? They're good when you've forgotten you needed toilet paper.

Heroes:

Angus Young; Wile E. Coyote; David Lee Roth; Les Claypool; Alfred E. Neuman; El Kabong; Simon L. Leis, Jr.; Freddy Mercury; Mia Farrow; Gene $immons; Jeff Spicoli; Fred Flintstone; Chris Squire; Oderus Urungus; Ian Gillan; Wallace (from Wallace & Gromit); Harry Reems; Blackie Lawless; Abbott & Costello; Elvis Costello; Roger Glover; the "Can you hear me now?" guy; Billy Sheehan; Batman; Jose Cuervo; Bill S. Preston, Esquire; Bootsy Collins; Tiny Tim; Harry S. Truman; Dr. Henri Ordinaire; Geddy Lee; Ronnie James Dio; Larry Flynt; Jon Bonjovi (sad, but true); Pablo Picasso; Leo Fender; Bacchus; Michael P. Oakley; Geezer Butler; Marilyn Monroe; Stanley Steemer; William Jefferson Clinton; George Clinton; George I. Gurdjieff; John Entwistle; William F. Buckley, Jr.; William James; James Williams; James & The Giant Peach; Steve Harris; Jenna Jameson; Mr. Coffee; Mr. T; Evil Kenevel; John Paul Jones; Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart; Plankton (from "Sponge Bob"); Frank Zappa

My Blog

Looking back and moving forward

Today is the 1 year anniversary. Just about this time, 2006, I was motoring myself to the emergency room as quickly as I could get there without risking getting pulled over or crashing my car. Pain fo...
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:48:00 PST

Looking for gigs (or shameless whore-off of a sleazy slacker)

I've been involved with the music scene both locally/semi-nationally in cover and original bands for over 20 years.Yeah, I'm "old" but I don't look or act my age.I'm currently in 2 working bands that ...
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:00:00 PST

Explanation/Disclamer

I am a Reverend. Ordained on Groundhog's Day 2005 by the Universal Life Church. Certified to perform the Duties of Ministry by the authority of the Secretary of State of Ohio for as long as I may live...
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

Asses...

Apparently the myspace Gestapo doesn't approve of photos of spanked butts posted on profiles.I had a photo of my bare bottom with 2 nice hot pink hand prints up for my avatar this morning and it was p...
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:24:00 PST

Uh, you decide for yourself

Not mine, but shit like this just DEMANDS to be proliferated...-Rev. All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent co-workers and a sore back all made me a...
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

Pain

This pain is not to make you sad. That's where we miss the point. Pain is just to make you more alert because people only become alert when the arrow goes deep into their heart and wounds them. When l...
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:25:00 PST

The most profound thought I have ever had!

...well, I HAD it.....damn....what th'?....sorry, folks - "writers' block"..... -Rev.
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:50:00 PST

I'm confused....maybe I'm not....

Why is it that at certain KEY moments in our existence together, words can be SO misconstrued between us? I say to you the words, "Kiss my ass." In English we can diagram that statement thus...
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST

I'm lost.....

I'm in Duluth and the only map I have is Tierra del Fuego. I thought I was going to Vegas? 
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:04:00 PST

HO-sanna!

...and it came to be that day which would be written in the Book as "Palm Sunday".    The 13 were standing on a hill outside the gates of Jerusalem and the Master spake, saying, "Verily, let...
Posted by Rev. Stephen on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:37:00 PST