I sELL My tRIckS FOr WOOdEn NiCkleS profile picture

I sELL My tRIckS FOr WOOdEn NiCkleS

who wants to go slumming in my hood and get fucked up and do fucked up shit, i won't tell if u won't

About Me

o and what did i start to say...Its like...I'm like Paris Hilton if she were a dude and was smart and good in bed. Im very handsome .I like long walks on frozen lakes.I Work like i don't need the money, i love like i've never been hurt, and dance like nobody's ever watching.I can live inside my head for hours unless i'm coaxed out of it by conversation, and i live every week like its shark week.And when i'm all alone i like to eat big box's of captain crunch cereal. i've got a desert in my mouth right now.Also I'm a real sophisticated asshole.If something i did makes me smile, i won't regret it. and When I grow up I want to be a Fashionable Asian.I like to drink until i see double, so i have someone to talk to, and i just realized the easiest way to lose something is to want it badly. And i realize that my scars remind me the past is real.I like songs that make me feel cooler than i am and i like listening to the song a hundred times in a row and not even remember any of the lyrics, then get tired of it and not listen to it for months then do the same thing again.I'm a good guy with bad habits. I've wasted too much time in this life with stupid girls. Now I'm looking for a good time with a not so "stupid" girl.And all The ladies sweat my style like the squirrel sweats the nuts.unfortunately, my therapist is in Connecticut and i currently reside in los angeles. also, my personal trainer just moved to napa valley...so u wanna know what? What i'm trying to say is i won't be sane or thin for a while. FOR ME, LOVE MUST BE UGLY, LOOKS MUST BE DIVINE AND DEATH MUST BE BEAUTIFUL, and i'm looking for a girl that understands me and also understands herself.Also ladies i like to eat more pussy than cervical cancer.o'yeah and also, i don't know karate just crazy. If there's any kind of magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone, sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed, but... who cares, really? The answer must be in the attempt....... I guess when you're young, you just believe they'll be many people with whom you'll connect with. Later in life, you realize it only happens a few times. Two goals in life- to find someone to love and to live each day as if it were my last. And today i though to my self no, I've never seen that, I've never seen anyone drive their garbage out to the curb and bang the hell out of it with a stick. "The purse's though are modge podge collage punk rock 80's graffeti style in fluenced by the 20's and 30's, tainted by Street Art and every artist that changed the way u look at things and good music and sex and the people who wear them. They are all hand painted. The pockets are hand sewn. And the mirrors I personally steal from your house and smash them and epoxy the pieces in my closet. And the handles are usually made out what ever else looks good or what I feel like doing with them. They are 100 percent original each purse is different than the other, not one looks the same than the other. Why I don't know, but fuck it, fuck u, fuck them, fuck her, fuck him, fuck the people that hate, but most of all fuck u for letting them. O' yeah...never mind I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

hookers who wheel down men in dark alley ways with their wheel chairs. A rich bitch with a taste of low life.

I'd like to meet:

Audrey 2 from the little shop of horrors and Buster Keaton,bad actress's, and the homeless people who smoke crack next to my window at night, and think its cool. Art directors and screen writers and story tellers.Someone who wants to clean my house and do my laundry and iron my clothes, so there not wrinkled anymore. The girl i liked so much i would ask her to go steady in middle school. Fashion Buyers and other designers. Drug dealers and hustlers, and anyone who gives a shit about changing the world.Graphic desighners and illustrators. Johnny Thunders and bansky, artists that are innovating. And anyone who thought crunk music sucked but gets low on the floor when the bad dj is playing top 40 radio hits in the place your at. People in hollywood who take there car instead of walking a block and the other ones who do walk and sit at the bus stops and watch other people lives pass before them. And people who think scientologists dress like stuartists on an airplane.

Music:

rare grooves, and anything inovating

Movies:

art house and everything shannon tweed's been in, including Commando, I used to like Chuck Norris but he wouldn't give me his autograph, so I ate him with my open face ham sandwich, and now Steven segal is my man, I also love his music, I feel like he's singing to me ....

Television:

Pee wees playhouse The State, The Hogan Family re runs, Get a Life, strangers with Candy, in Living Color, Chapelle Show and Life Time movies mixed in with public access shows like sen dog and lunch time

Books:

Please kill Me edited by Legs Mcneil and the Foot Book and everything else by Dr. Seuss, Sex Drugs and Hip Hop by Russel Simmons and the book of Dianetics, so I can roll my joints.

Heroes:

Jack Blacks character in King Kong,People who can laugh and chat at the fact, at anyone who's ever bought a Von Dutch hat to be trendy and fit in with the rest of the jaded and fake people who filled them, like the guys who still wear fanny packs and hot pants with hightop white reebok sneakers and a tank top,(not a wife beater) while they eat there morning muffin's with there Dunkin donuts coffee black no sugar no creme