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KRISTIN

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About Me

I am 28 years old and I live in Knoxville. I live with my big, sexy, tattooed husband, Seth. I love him very much even though I often think about suffocating him. We just had a baby December 21st, his name is Ryder and he is the most adorable baby ever! My life has changed quiet a bit over the last year, but I'm loving every minute of being a mommy!! Spending time with Ryder is the most important thing to me and nothing else really matters. We share our house with two crazy pugs, Herman and Lily. Everybody should own a pug or two!! Other than that I love music! All kinds of music , except rap that is!I have a dirty mouth!! I'm a neat freak-I just can't relax in a messy house. I'm a sucker for the 80's, the bigger the hair, the better. Jesse's girl is my favorite song ever. Appetie for Destruction is the best cd ever!! There will never be a man sexier than Elvis Presley, but Jim Morrison falls just behind him. Nikki Sixx is also my boyfriend , just in case you didn't know. I like to have fun!! I love pizza. I'm pretty laid back and I don't like drama. I'm a hard worker. I can only be me, not what YOU want me to be. Overall, I'm a pretty nice girl, but I can be a MAJOR BITCH, when it is called for. I love being myself and don't care if you like it or not. Let's see, I hate whiners. I hate puking. I hate the word regurgitate!! I hate big birds!! I hate non-tippers!! I hate people who are cruel to animals!! I hate people who are just cruel. I hate people who don't act their age. I hate people who don't have their priorities in line. I absolutely hate Kid Rock!!!! I hate sports!! I hate judgemental assholes!! I hate it when people forget where they came from. I hate people that think because I have tattoos that I'm a bad person. I live , work, pay taxes, and will eventually die like the rest of you assholes, so I'm no different. I am on MySpace to catch up with friends I've lost track of over the years.

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My Interests

Ryder, family, friends, music, tattoos, animals, COW BELL

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Music:

I love pretty much everything, except rap!! Unless it's Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle. My favorites include, The Doors,Elvis Presley, Hank 3, Joe Buck, Scott H.Biram, Pantera, Lunachicks, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, The Runaways, Social Distortion, Motley Crue, Guns n Roses, Skid Row, Reverend Horton Heat, Nashville Pussy, Aerosmith, Motorhead, Plasmatics, Rasputina, Richard Cheese, White Zombie, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Tori Amos, Elton John, Otis Redding, The Stray Cats, Alice in Chains, AssJack, Allison Krauss, STP, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Grateful Dead,The Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Nirvana, Fleetwood Mac, Misfits, My Ruin, Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Rick Springfield,The Cars,Pink Flyod, Southern Culture on the Skids, Appalachian Grass(my parent's bluegrass band) and the list could go on forever!

Movies:

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Austin Powers 2, Home Alone, Halfbaked, CryBaby, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Bubba Hotep, Pulp Fiction, Basketball Diaries, Dirty Dancing, House of a 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, The Outsiders, The Notebook, True Romance,Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Wars, Pet Semetary, Wild At Heart, Dawn of the Dead, Toy Story, Muppets in Space, South Park, Aladdin, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Nightmare on Elm Street, Joe Dirt, Little Nicky, The Wedding Singer, Blue Velvet, The Wall, Dirty Dancing, Natural Born Killers, Detroit Rock City, Sin City, Elf, The Wizard of Oz, Sleepaway Camp, Corky Romano, Legend of the Fall,Scarface, Cape Fear, I guess I better stop

Television:

Escape to Chimp Eden, Orangutan Island, the news, The Beverly Hillbillys, The Munsters,Strangers with Candy, Aqua Teen, Squidbillies, The Shield, King of Queens, South Park, Wild Boyz, pretty much all MTV and VH1 reality shows(I can't help it), First 48, Days of Our Lives (but don't tell anyone)

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Books:

Every book by Dr. Seuss!Anything that is true!! Motley Crue, The Dirt. Aerosmith, Walk this Way. Anything about Elvis or Jim Morrison and the Doors Free Myspace Pictures

Heroes:

My mom, she's the best! ..

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Wanna see the smallest dicks in Knoxville???

Well, if the answer is YES, I highly recommend that you pay a little visit to BLUE CATS in the Old City. Yes, that's right , smallest dicks in town. It only takes one real man to take care of one guy,...
Posted by KRISTIN on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST

The SuperCOCKSuckers

I really thought you guys were awesome, but you're nothing but a bunch of fucking pussies. I was having a good time until I got elbowed and pushed by some redneck motherfucker. Eddie"I'm a God Damn Pu...
Posted by KRISTIN on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:11:00 PST