Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!]

Selling D&Ds old van-Red Ford e150-$3500

I need to sell this fast because I am taking off to Ampsterdam. The van was purchased for $4700, $1500+ in new parts put in since then. I will take $3500 because I need to get rid of it quick. Its a 1...
Posted by Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!] on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:01:00 PST

Tits, cunt and smelly ass.

Ciao, SO! Were hitting the road this weekend (smelly ass) for a few dates with the boys in See You Next Tuesday (cunt). Were totally stoked as weve been huge fans of their band for a couple year...
Posted by Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!] on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:38:00 PST

I have a purplish growth growing on the left cheek of my hot ass

Kalimera, So it's 1 am, I'm tired, hungry and a little drunk. Welcome to the daily life of me. But seriously, I'm too poor to get drunk every night so please send me paypal donations to fe...
Posted by Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!] on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

WE GOTTA GET THAT BALL BACK!!

..> ..> ..> Like sand through the hourglass, so are the days of my life. So here I am, sitting next to the one most hated man in the history of humankind. No, I'm not talking about A...
Posted by Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!] on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:21:00 PST

"Hook me up with some ass to mouth"- Me

Klahowya, It's Sean here! So its been a fort night since we wrote our last blog and in between creeping 13 year old girls on facebook and adding our two cents to wikipedia, we have actually been getti...
Posted by Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!] on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:01:00 PST

TOUR BLOG 3 - He has a fat upper lip and its obvious that he hates himself.

HEY EVERYONE! So we're finally back in Ontario with 3 dates left on the EMMURE/Farewell tour! 3 more chances to come out and see one of the best shows of your life! So Sunday we parted ways with...
Posted by Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!] on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

TOUR BLOG 02- Cage match.

Hey everyone! So we're here about half a week into tour and we're sitting in the Fredericton Library so we can keep updated on whats happening at home. Last night we played to a great audience i...
Posted by Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!] on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

tour blog numero un

Hey guys, girls and miscreants Were in fuckin Montreal right now gettin ready for our set tonight at the Linco and we just so happened to find a computer here so we are writing this shitty ass blog......
Posted by Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!] on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

WHATS UP WITH VICTORIAS SWITCHBLADE

Hey everybody, First of all we'd like to thank everyone who came out to our hometown show last night, we had a blast hanging out with all of you! Anyways, it's been forever since we've kept...
Posted by Victorias Switchblade [is WRITING!] on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST