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OUR LADY IRIS: PATRON SAINT OF THE DAMNED™

i work part time as a lesbian

About Me

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"I don't accept this worldof God's, and although I know it exists, I don't accept it at all. It's not that I don't accept God, you must understand, it's the world created by Him I don't and cannot accept." -Ivan=THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV by Dostoyevsky
The Mighty Seraz says (9:17 PM): lol, you know you're kind of random a lot of the time. I have a hard time telling when you're serious, and when I think you are, I haven't the sllightest idea what you mean
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AIM= hospitalmakeout
So, this is my about me then? i have yet to fill it out but people complain that they dont know me that we'll according to my profile so might as well spice it up a bit right? c'mon! So what am i about? i perfer the simple things in life. give me a box and im entertained for hours. Give me a book and i'll analyze it to death. (my grammer here is kind of retarded but this is only myspace) I have a knack for getting in trouble...and a better knack for getting out of it. Yes, i bring weapons to chool..but not to use them on people. I don't hurt people. That's wrong. Hell i keep secrets for enemies. Even if the backstab me i wont let their secrets go. im not like that. I'm a nice girl....just dont double cross me. Don't think me less because of what you see. I can easily become the one person you talk to the most. If theirs anything you feel like asking me i reply to most all messages. HAHA. I will reply to you so do't worry if i don't do it in a snap. I'm currently holding down two jobs, graduating from college attempting to move to the uk helping raise my lil baby nephew drave and my sister who is down south and im also attending church. I'm a good girl i guess. so i adore bad boys who treat me like shit. But a warning, if you attempt anything i'll beat you to the punchline.
I WANT A DEATH NOTE......I WANT TO KNOW RYUK!NICHT WELLENARTIG BEWEGEND ABER ERTRINKEND
Niemand hörte ihn, den toten Mann,
Aber noch legt er das Ächzen:
Ich war aus als Sie Gedanke viel weiter
Und nicht wellenartig bewegend aber ertrinkend.
Armen springen, er mochten immer larking auf
Und jetzt ist er tot
Es muß für ihn zu kalt gewesen sein, den sein Herz nachgab,
Sie sagten.
OH-, kein Nr.nr., war es immer zu kalt
(noch das tote gelegte Ächzen)
Ich war aus meinem ganzem Leben viel zu weit
Und nicht wellenartig bewegend aber ertrinkend.
~by Stevie Smith
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Iris Maxine Carmen McDowell Rush Salsa
Birthday: 05-28-85
Birthplace: A hospital in Onterio Oregon
Current Location: A shithole known as Eureka, Ca
Eye Color: Brown... but black when im mad
Hair Color: Brown but black when its wet and red tinted
Height: 5 ft even boo ya!
Right Handed or Left Handed: used to be both
Your Heritage: Spanish scotish and the dirty saloir who knocked up my mum
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: guys with mohawks and nice voices
Your Fears: clows, rejection, and dogs
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and ittalian sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn russian fluently
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, or brb :P
Thoughts First Waking Up: god fucken damn it!
Your Best Physical Feature: eh........moving on
Your Bedtime: 1 am......
Your Most Missed Memory: i cant remember!
Pepsi or Coke: coke! well ice with a touch of coke. lol
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: depends on how creepy the guy is
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate soy milk
Cappuccino or Coffee: white chocolate cappuccino w/ ice
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fucken hell! no. lol
Do you Sing: a little
Do you Shower Daily: duh?
Have you Been in Love: i dont know what it means
Do you want to go to College: im there
Do you want to get Married: for the sex. fair? truth
Do you belive in yourself: no......well sometimes when i go 'did i just do that?! go me!'
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im standing still
Do you think you are Attractive: not really
Are you a Health Freak: lol
Do you get along with your Parents: lol no
Do you like Thunderstorms: i play in them
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no wait.....that will all change!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
Ever been called a Tease: YES MOST CERTIANLY ^_^
Ever been Beaten up: no...but i do beat people up
Ever Shoplifted: been caught stealing once when i was 5!
How do you want to Die: well stimulated and overjoyed.....and with perfume
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a forensic anthropologist..hey wait...
What country would you most like to Visit: scotland: i own stuff there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: black or brown
Short or Long Hair: both :P
Height: tall. much better sex ^.^
Weight: not huge
Best Clothing Style: PUNK
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0, i live a poor megal life..i only sell them
Number of CDs I own: i got an ipod..who needs cds?
Number of Piercings: 3 now
Number of Tattoos: 5?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i forget alot of what i remember so i cant regret what i cant remember.

My Interests

Teh United States. bands....or boys in bands. the fight between good and evil. bad boys who treat me like shit. good boys who treat me like a princess( tho i will poke em) and pops with loads of ice :P so i like soda. deal!
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Pinhead


100%

Jigsaw


100%

Michael Myers


95%

Hannibal Lecter


95%

Leatherface


90%

Buffalo Bill


70%

Candyman


70%

Captain Spaulding


55%

Jason Voorhees


55%

Freddy Krueger


50%



An Epidemic
n. An outbreak of a contagious disease that spreads rapidly and widely. A rapid spread, growth, or development: an unemployment epidemic. You are infectious! You know what you want and you're not afraid to go for it. you live outside society's standards. hell yes!


The Necromancer

I'd like to meet:

Punks: Men with mohawks. in order to qualify you must know these 4 things 1. Slayer 2. Last Caress 3. how to use a skatboard given a. a ramp and b. a shopping mall 4. The Germs and or The New York Dolls Men under 21 are not allowed. Bonus points are awarded to those with more than three peircings and two or more tattoos.THE GREATEST OF ALL MODS! KING OF THE MODS!
You're Vince Noir Rock and Roll star. You're my favourite. You can always get howard out of a mess, and were raised in the jungles of India by Brian Ferry. Your uncle is a French Duke, and you are also a ragamuffin from the streets of camden.
quiz
Take the quiz:


Richey Edwards
Richey James Edwards! Manic Street Preachers.

i will add bands BUT once i get to know some of the members. if u want me to add ur band then talk to me and get to know me first. i will add ur band if u get to know me and talk to me about ur band. DO NOT SEND AN ADD REQUEST THROUGH MESSAGES. I HATE THAT!!!

Music:

My Chemical Romance....The Germs, The Adicts, Bad religion, The velvet underground, The Nuns, Black Flag, Me First and The Gimmie Gimmies, New York Dolls, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Voodoo Glow Skulls, The Cramps The dead Kennedys, Bad Company, Rancid, Leftover Crack, Pennywise, Finch, Social Distortion The Pogues (celtic punk is my cup o' tea), Violent Femmes, the Queers, Crass, Subhumans, Flux of Pink Indians, Conflict, Poison Girls, and The Apostles, Minor Threat, The Ramones, Janes Addiction, and chai-like Sex Pistols.I dont really have a genre....grr. But if u oppose one of the bands i thus far mentioned..I will have to beat the crap out of you :P
I kid, I adore anything that involves breaking the law, raping, killing, stealing, and striving to be anything but perfect.
Social idealism is the norm...and the life I lead has suddenly encountered the harsh label as ISOLATED ANOMALY!CHECK OUT THIS BAND..I ADORE EM.

Movies:

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Your Ginger Fitzgerald! Your character is more of the 'bad ass' type. You and your sister are obsessed with death and bound by the childhood pact that you two have had since you were 8. You would do anything for your younger sister. You two are best friends and self styled outcasts."Out by sixteen or dead in the scene, but together forever."

Television:

1.Viva La Bam, 2.The League of Gentleman, 3. Strangers with Candy, 4. Steven Colbert report, 5. My Name is Earl 6. THE MIGHTY BOOSH! 7. DEATH NOTE!






I'M BETTER THEN U, I'M BETTER THEN U!

yeah i like it. got a problem? its got better humor then some SNL skits

Books:

name it ive read it. illiterate bastards. lolGetting down to business, my favorite authors are Victor Hugo, Dostoyevsky, and of course Steinbeck.Ask and I'll tell you whatever else you'd want to know.

Heroes:

(Cuz he can get women to tattoo his name on their bodies.. I should know, I'm one of them. LOL)
You know your Misfits!

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My Blog

a confession recorded in the back of a taxi cab

*driver-'Where you headed?' *passenger-'A store nearby..I've written the directions on the bill I gave you. It should cost the exact amount. Take me to the destination.' *driver-'You're a rather...
Posted by OUR LADY IRIS: PATRON SAINT OF THE DAMNED™ on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST

IF U HATE POLITICS..HERE'S UR FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

www.KillPolice.com   WHY SHOULD THEY DO WHAT WE CAN'T? WHAT KIND OF GOVERNMENT ALLOWS PIECES OF METAL TO HOLD MORE RIGHTS THEN WE DO?...
Posted by OUR LADY IRIS: PATRON SAINT OF THE DAMNED™ on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:14:00 PST

The History Channel

The future is near, but how do u want it?   in the shape of comments add to the blog by saying where u'll be in 10 years from now.   par example: Iris: still at university, has made a fortu...
Posted by OUR LADY IRIS: PATRON SAINT OF THE DAMNED™ on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

drop the dagger and lather the blood on ur hands Romeo

.... when i get the feeling to cut.. .i do it when i get upset. when all is too much and i have nothing left.  i want to cry.  i want to break down on my knees and cry. scream at the top o...
Posted by OUR LADY IRIS: PATRON SAINT OF THE DAMNED™ on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

challenge to bedside courtship

As far as concerning the irrational fears the new justified meaning of books vs. beers I'm here to imply a dividing white line, a toolbox to use for the simple of mind.   And oh what a...
Posted by OUR LADY IRIS: PATRON SAINT OF THE DAMNED™ on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:58:00 PST

necromancy

It was the officer who first called me in. I had a small idea of why but wasnt sure. When he called in the coronor i knew why. The knowledge if the idea had escaped me but now it came flooding back. t...
Posted by OUR LADY IRIS: PATRON SAINT OF THE DAMNED™ on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:10:00 PST

Romance at a funeral

The wake held at midnight, the wedding begins in the mourning. Let the ravens fly as the nightengale sings. The doves have been decapitated and are being served to the guests.   A wake held i...
Posted by OUR LADY IRIS: PATRON SAINT OF THE DAMNED™ on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:24:00 PST