-Jonathan Wade Kelsey.
-Johnny Nightlife
-Quite possibly the most unique person you've ever met.
-If I were a Roman general, my name would be Testiclees.
-I'm an optirealist (optimistic realist).
-I'm currently employed with Steak 'n Shake.
-I love the first snow of the season.
-I'm a picky eater.
-I have OCD about my rearview mirror.
-I'm a safe driver.
-I like a cigarette after a meal.
-I use at least three pillows.
-I have an obesession with cleaning my ears.
-I no longer hang out with many people.
-I have many, many great friends.
-I have an amazing family.
-I'm quite confident.
-I'm extremely easy to get along with.
-I'm too honest sometimes.
-I'm narcissistic, not self-centered.
-I'm quite intelligent.
-I'm extremely generous when possible.
-I can be annoying.
-I talk way too much.
-I always make references to something.
-I sing rather well.
-I'm rather lazy.
-I'm a procrastinator.
-I hate everything about pickles.
-I can't bring myself to use the phone often.
-I hate being organized.
-I'm extremely spontaneous.
-I live for the moment.
-I tell cheesy jokes.
-I have a sarcastic sense of humor.
-I'm currently letting my ears grow up.
-I want to be well known.
-I want you to see me in the mall and whisper to your friend, "Hey, that's Jonathan Wade!"
Someday, the words Jonathan Wade will come out of your mouth.
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What others think about Jonathan Wade...
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"A very unique individual." - David
"Just like me." - Steven
"Jonathan Wade is NOT a jerk, he is an amazing person and he is my favorite Jonathan everrrr." - Julie
"You're more addictive than Crystal Meth." - Meredith.
"Jon is unpredictable with about everything he does." - Ricki
"Hey I'm Jonathan Wade and I'm better than you." - Peyton
"Jonathan Wade is the cheesiest, yet most amazing person I know!" - Nikki
"Jonathan Wade is my Seth Cohen" - Sterling
"Jonathan Wade will forever remain SEX" - Mary
"You made my fingers ache from 500 miles away, just because I missed you." - Rachel
"My disgust for your self-proclaimed sense of dignity is only shadowed by my intelligence." - Daniel
"The name alone, 'Jonathan Wade' makes my palms sweaty." - Dustin
"Jonathan Wade turned me into a kitty cat." - William
"You are the most honest person I know." - Seth
"You look like William Shakespeare." - Brian
"He smells of b.o. and pinches every penny out of others' pockets." - Bobby
"Jonathan Wade makes my doodoo twinkle." - Tyler
"I think you're not worth more than the dirt on the god-damned ground, but I'm still absolutely in love with you." - Kayla
"Jonathan Wade is the cutest boy I've ever met in my life." - Charlsie
"God made Jonathan Wade to smite him at every turn." - Nikkay
"Queerer than a two-dollar bill." - Jeff
"Jon Kelsey is a cocktease." - Gene
"Jon Kelsey is a ho." - Megan
"Jonathan Wade rocks my strap-on." - Andrea
"JW does NOT eat my heart!" - Lauralei
"When Jonathan Wade sucks on my nipples, they turn to gold." -Bagby
"I want to fuck my twin." - John Kang.
