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About Me

I read a lot, probably because I'm bored. I sleep more than the average male, female, or animal for that matter. Things are more interesting inside my head. I have this odd compulsion with syntax... it's really hard to explain. I have weird dreams: Vampire hunting, math equations, other random stuff I can't think of at the moment. Maybe I'll come update my profile next time I have a crazy dream, but probably not. I'm just not that lame.

I beat my machine
it's a part of me
it's inside of me
I'm stuck in this dream
it's changing me
I am becoming

it wont give up it wants me dead
goddamn this noise inside my head
it wont give up it wants me dead
goddamn this noise inside my head

Halo 3:
I have defied Gods and Demons
I am your shield, I am your Sword
I know you; your past; your future
This is the way the world ends

My Interests

Reading, driving, not wearing sandals, avoiding hot weather, enjoying cold weather. You get the picture?

I'd like to meet:

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.-J. D. Salinger

Music:

I don't believe this really matters.

Television:

yes

Books:

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Heroes:

The ones I respect could see it if they tried. Even through all the cynicism and sarcastic remarks there remains an awe, however well hidden it may be. -

My family, mainly the ones that had to put up with me for 14/18 years. I honestly don't know how they didn't go crazy, not to say that I just didn't see it. Chance, the brown lab/chow mix we found on a highway in South Carolina. My friends, a small few of them at least.

My Blog

lindsey lohans vagina

This is urgent. If you're reading this then it means they've already taken me out. Hurry, run and tell the CIA. They must find out what has really happened here; the truth must live on!Wait what am...
Posted by Baldwin on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

jesus saves

I was just watching tv and heard some lady claim that Jesus cured her of irradable bowel syndrome and restored sight in her left eye. "Holy Shit, my diareahhs gone!!!"
Posted by Baldwin on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

Everybodys a Poet

Blah...blah...it's really the only sound I can make to describe this phenomenon. Everyones a poet...I mean...or at least they think they are. Don't get me wrong here, I'm no elton john but...
Posted by Baldwin on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST

If your profile has been jacked

Listen, if you think your profile has been hacked then your terribly mistaken. It has however been taken over. Remember when you replyed to a bulletin or clicked one of the links and it asked you to...
Posted by Baldwin on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:45:00 PST

Jettison

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Black Santa.Alright, It's just about that time where I leave again. I'm ready to get out of here and go back to school. Things I find fun have lost their a...
Posted by Baldwin on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:58:00 PST

Rape

Posted by Baldwin on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:44:00 PST

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Simply A Social ObservationWhen I look around and I see, oh I don't know, lets say a gang of pre-pubescent white boys wearing fubu, bandanas, flat-billed caps, jerseys, "kicks," you know, the typical ...
Posted by Baldwin on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST

Lets offend.

I'm curious as to what people find offensive. This isn't really a competition but more of a survey. If you find something that you find offensive, post it or write about it.I recieved an e...
Posted by Baldwin on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST

You think I'm kidding? So what am I now? The Funny Man?

Garbage.There's an incomplete to do list still taped to the wall. It's a week old.Rags and trash cover every inch of my floor. I haven't worn clean clothes in three weeks.Maximus the Maxima has fall...
Posted by Baldwin on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:22:00 PST

The Genius of Emo

The Genius of Emo So by now it has spread to every campus, you know what I am talking about; these kids called 'emo'. Emo is short for emotional and emotional is exactly what they are. These emo ki...
Posted by Baldwin on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:51:00 PST