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About Me

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My Interests

anime, computers, motorcycles, music, movies, doom, streetbikes, dirtbikes, top ramen, partying, tranzylvania, coffee, truth, vodka, scars, the past, chopsticks, cigarettes, cigars, go away, drawing... does anyone care? I mean hell this is boring to me even...

I'd like to meet:

The person I'd like to meet, I've already met, and is already dead.

Music:

NIN, KMFDM, The Beatles, Ladytron, Rammstein, Dimmu Borgir, Wumpscut, Einsturzende Neubauten, Covenant, PIG, ohGr, Bloodhound Gang, The Pillows, Slick Idiot, MDFMK, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Marilyn Manson, 16 Volt, Kidney Thieves, Gadnium, Morbit, The Seatbelts, Butthole Surfers, Mayhem, White Zombie, Sarah Brightman, Massive Attack, Pantera, Collective Soul, Sepultura, Slayer, Front 242, Sisters of Mercy, Pop Will Eat Itself, Prodigy, Fischerspooner, Weird Al, Cake, Beastie Boys, Offspring, Green Day, Garbage, Bush, Cannibal Corpse ... and more! Wow!

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Crash, Serenity, firefly, cowboy bebop, the last samurai, star wars, the crow, hackers, etc.

Television:

Turn that crap off.

My Blog

The Hiatus Fades

Hiatus. Man that's a cool word. So is schadenfreude. I've been trying to catch up with the huge pile (actually 73 messages) of unread messages I've regretfully neglected. In just about every response,...
Posted by Back from the Aj on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

No, you don't.

No matter how much crap I hear from peoples' noise tubes in a day, it never ceases to amaze me how utterly full of shit some of them are. It's almost as if people are trying to be ignorant, shallow, h...
Posted by Back from the Aj on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:57:00 PST

MySpace Bands: Stop requesting me you shitstains.

Yeah, like that'll actually do anything. I'm just flippin sick of it. Anyone know how to get those monkey shits off my back without having to change my slick-as-hell page?
Posted by Back from the Aj on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:23:00 PST

Pot, Kettle, Etc...

In the news:http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=374518For those who don't feel like reading, here's a synopsis: This news article is about a pair of feuding families in Central Utah. On one side, you have...
Posted by Back from the Aj on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:13:00 PST

Take your iPod, and shove it.

(WARNING: This article shreds a social icon and contains non-real words!)*First things first: a short preamble to a longer ramble*Yes, this is a large post. Those of you with short attention spans, po...
Posted by Back from the Aj on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:57:00 PST

a waste of things to come: aka you people make me sick.

...and I thought the image of an inch-long botfly larvae being removed from a swollen human eye was bad... *WARNING! NASTY AS HELL!* I advise against viewing this picture, but it illustrates a point (...
Posted by Back from the Aj on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST

Howto: Avoid being a shallow tool

So I was in a pawn shop the other day, looking for a new toothbrush. At the back of the store, I found a large glass case, containing hundreds of rings. Not just any rings, these were ALL engagement r...
Posted by Back from the Aj on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:11:00 PST

Are YOU a moron?

Of course, there are quite a few indications you can look for to determine if you are, in fact, a dolt. Today, I'll cover one in particular: SPELLING. Now, I don't claim to have perfect spelling, not ...
Posted by Back from the Aj on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:18:00 PST

Expand your Vocab! (I invented a new word)

So yeah, I invented a new word today. First, its etymology:hypocrite: the word's phonetic sibling and denotation source.shit: base of the word, we all know this one.briquette: a solid block designed f...
Posted by Back from the Aj on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:34:00 PST

F.o.a.D

...like water under the burning bridge. no, this isn't supposed to make sense.
Posted by Back from the Aj on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:16:00 PST