Joke of The Day
A guy has a
talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he
claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog,
"what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the
talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks
the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent
agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang
on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who,
in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the
dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto
the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says.......????
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