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Did you just kick yourself in the boob?
Posted by Asm0deus on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:02:00 PST |
A (mostly) worthy couple of hours to watch: |
Primer on how the Federal Reserve works, the IRS's baseless operations, and how most people are getting screwed:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-43127302771
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Posted by Asm0deus on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST |
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Grandma loves DnB; she says it reminds her of The War.Taint my problem.Barrel of junkiesAnd don't forget the Sea Monkey tits!Yeah, his personal e-mail is [email protected]... The things I do for...
Posted by Asm0deus on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:57:00 PST |
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And next thing you're shitting babies.1. I'm going to stop playing and just win.2. That was asinine, yet delightfully brutal.You wouldn't go streaking at a sports event - you'd do it at a baby shower....
Posted by Asm0deus on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST |
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Colorful language, baby - it spices up the conversationNo brain, no headache!Ah, yes... A coathanger for your insanity.
Posted by Asm0deus on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST |
Man, I miss this place... |
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2921570491490845102
&q=depeche+mode&hl=en
Posted by Asm0deus on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST |
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He went and done fvcked up his stank glands...Which is cheaper - baby oil or olive oil? (We'll need a bunch for the slip&slide.)
Posted by Asm0deus on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST |
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Just hang that condom on the syringe on your way out, thanks.No, five conjoined twin fetuses would be a Barrel of Monkeys.Come feel this. Isn't it gooey??Yes; experienced, not broken.I laughed until I...
Posted by Asm0deus on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:02:00 PST |
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I'm hanging on your every mumbled word.That bitch?!? Rented it, returned it, and didn't even bother to rewind.
Posted by Asm0deus on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST |
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"Jesus HATES pussy.""I usually shower after bathing by myself, but I was just in the tub with THREE guys, and I didn't get my shower today, :( ""How many dicks did he have to suck to get THOSE seats a...
Posted by Asm0deus on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:02:00 PST |
