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Peter

(Why are you wearing a tux?) It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

About Me

On the first day of High School during lunch with half the school watching, I slipped and spilled my chocolate milk all over my brand new Z Cavaricci. My personality type ENTJ... whatever that means. I m a self-proclaimed intellectual with a tendency to move into know-it-all-ism. Where to begin... I play alot of roles... I m the jack-ass of all trades but masturbator of none and a cunning linguist. I m an enigma wrapped in a mystery inside a riddle, and lots of cheese... I m kind of like a mystery meat burrito. I feel like the giant panda of Atlanta... exotic, cute, unique and with great hair but kept at a distance... Dont feed the panda. I m intolerant of intolerant people. I m not bling bling. I m just bling, I m paying for the other bling in installments. I love Pho! I dont like wine. I dont like live shows with bands... but I love symphony concerts. I like brunettes over blonds. I use "..." way too much... I m George Costanza with hair channeling Larry David. I love the Dallas Cowboys... How about 'em Cowboys! I love thifting, vintage and open air flee market shopping. I m an anarchist and communist... I m far left of center, soo left of center that you cant see me. I was nice than turned really evil but my son turned me onto nice again... Wait that was Anakin Skywalker. I m a terrible speller and even worse with grammar. I love classical music. I have over 300 CDs of classical music. I hate astrology. My jokes will offend you... just give me time. I m insanely good in Monopoly. I love New York City vendor food! I m Zarathustra and I m going back up the mountain. I have a great swing in golf and tennis. I m an atheist. "Strangers with this kind of honesty, make me grow a big rubbery one." Remember dont believe everything you read...

My Interests

stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com, Paradox, Objectivism, Absurdity, Existentialism, Narcissism, Hedonism, Anti-Commercialism, Communism, Vintage Clothing, Fashion, Classical Music, Opera, Dallas Cowboys, Tennis, Pho, Dictionary.com, NYC, WMC, Clubbing, really really ridiculously good looking chicks, Good Food, and World Domination!!

I'd like to meet:

Ari's wife on Entourage, Megan Fox, Olivia Munn, Eva Green, and That redhead model on the corner of Broadway and Spring in NYC on Oct. 9, 2006 and myself 10 years ago and 10 years in the future... Anyone can buy fashion, I want someone with style. My friend Jeff says, "Style is overrated! Style is for poor people..." Really really really ridiculously good-looking girls... That girl many years ago, the one I saw in a club in DC, but I was too scared to do anything... the one that made me fall to my knees and praise the Lord I am Man! Someone who understands that everything is absurd... Someone who is absurd! Someone that can tell "The Emperor" that he has no clothes... better yet, someone who will get naked with "The Emperor." True Revolutionaries...
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

Frank Sinatra! Royksopp, Hooverphonic, Morcheeba, Zero 7, Cold Play, Radiohead, The Cure, Depeche Mode, U2, New Order, Massive Attack, Lamb, Sarah McLaughlin, Portishead, Fischerspooner, Pet Shop Boys, Ministry, Smiths, Metallica, Guns and Roses, KMFDM, Run-DMC, Public Enemy, NWA, CB4, NWH-Niggaz With Hats, Hall but Not Oates, Everything but the girl, Bob Marley, Electronic, Yanni(stop laughing...), Enya, Garbage, etc... Electronic Music: James Holden(my new god), Justice, Booka Shade, Trentemoller, Underworld, Deep Dish, Ivan Smagghe, M.A.N.D.Y., Chris Liebing, Adam Beyer, Armand Van Helden, Basement Jaxx, Erick Morillo, Danny Tenaglia, Steve Lawler, Carl Cox, Lee Burridge, Danny Howells, Nick Warren, Pete Tong(my name twin!), Satoshie Tomiie, Laurent Garnier, Dave Clark, Felix Da Housecat, DJ Shadow, U.N.K.L.E.-James Lavelle, Francois K, Masters at Work, Little Louis Vega, DJ Sneak, Daft Punk, Dmitri from Paris and Amsterdam but Not Supa DJ Dmitri, etc... Classical Music: Mahler, Tchaikovsky, Dvorak, Beethoven, Rachimoniov, Shostakovich, Sibelius, Brahms, Wagner, Grieg, Liszt, Prokofiev, Stravinsky, Barber, some Mozart, Chopin, some Debussy, Puccini, John Williams, etc...

Movies:

Citizen Kane, No Country for Old Men, Casablanca, City of God, Goodfellas, Motorcycle Diaries, Factory Girl, Pan's labyrinth, Trainspotting, Pi, Departed, Blood Diamond, Gattaca, Excalibur, Platoon, Clockwork Orange, Big Lebowski, V for Vendetta, The Professional, The Beloved, Amadeus, Airplane, Naked Gun movies, Spaceballs, Garden State, I Heart Huckabees, Joe vs. Volcano, Hebrew Hammer, Closer, Alfie, Kill Bill, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, 21 Grams, Human Traffic, Fight Club, Swingers, Amelie, Austin Powers, Magnolia, Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, Forrest Gump, Requiem for a Dream, Reservior Dogs, Star War Movies, Hamlet, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, American Psycho, Romeo and Juliet, American Beauty, Zoolander, Memento, Titus, Taxi Driver, The English Patient, Elizabeth, Godfather, Igby goes Down, Schindler's List, Scarface, Any Monty Python movies, lots o Porn, and many many more.

Television:

The Dallas Cowboys Football Games!! Duke Basketball Games! Dave Chappelle Show, Bitch! Seinfeld(R.I.P.)... Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage ("Its anal night at the Gold Household!"), The Soup and the Daily show... anything on Discovery, History Channel and National Geographic channel. Im a NEWS freak! I hate the Fox News Network with a passion! I love NPR... i know its radio.

Books:

The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and men, Communist Manifesto, Das Kapital, Thus Spoke Zarathrustra, Being and Nothingness, Mikhail Bakunin, Fight Club and Joy of Sex with Peter...

Heroes:

I m a Super Hero. Jay Gatsby, Zarathustra, Gregor Samsa, Tyler Durden, I'm Tyler Durden.

My Blog

Deep Thoughts: Love and Myspace...

News Flash: This just in...Two teenagers in California just found the code for "Love and Happiness."  The teenagers accidently found the code while they were trying to hack into myspace.com. ...
Posted by Peter on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:10:00 PST

Deep Thoughts: Girl Talk and Late Night Talk...

Let me define... Girl Talk and Late Night Talk.Girl Talk: when a couple to a group of girls talk to each other with cryptic messages and/or gossip. Late Night Talk: when a couple to a group of people ...
Posted by Peter on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 09:23:00 PST

Deep Thoughts: Getting Older

My mysterious birthday is looming again (the actual day and year have been erased, for yours and my protection) NSA, CIA, Dick Cheney shit... I say... Fuck growing old gracefully. I m going to go out,...
Posted by Peter on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:30:00 PST

Deep Thoughts: Bagel and Lox

I love a good bagel and lox and recently I had one for breakfast.  And it got me thinking... what sadist came up with the bagel and lox combination? Smoked salmon, cream cheese, huge s...
Posted by Peter on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST

Send Peter to WMC Foundation

Send Peter to Winter Music Conference FoundationIt was created to help deserving Peters of the world and send him to WMC in Miami.  Your donation would be tax deductible and would go to a very de...
Posted by Peter on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST

Just Say No to Exercise!

Picture of my poor knee... This is what I get for trying to do something healthy... remember kids, "Just Say No to Exercise!" After years and years of punishing my body with drinking, drugs and prete...
Posted by Peter on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

Life Lessons: the Porn edition

I'm kinda like Cane in Kung Fu the TV show, wandering the world to learn the truths of life,  except that I'm actually Asian and instead of fighting everyone, I have sex with all the hot sexy lad...
Posted by Peter on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:38:00 PST

New York City, a model and craigslist...

One of the highlights of New York City was sitting on Broadway and Spring people watching... Where I saw the most beautiful girl in the world. and here is my craigslist post... http://newyork.craigsli...
Posted by Peter on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

Deep Thoughts By Peter : Crikey!!

I'm sure everyone has heard the sad news about Steve Irwin "the Croc Hunter" and his death... So it got me thinking... If I die in my sleep, if they are going to say, "That Peter, at least he died doi...
Posted by Peter on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST

Conspiracy Theory: Myspace...

In the recent weeks, I have noticed alot of my friends' accounts were being hacked.  They would post bulletins about sales of jeans or click on this... This got me thinking. They were not hacked ...
Posted by Peter on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST