I AM A FOOLISH AND HANDSOME MAN |
Not much more than that really needs to be said- I root for the underdog, enjoy cheap beer, and my friends are all borderline psychopaths. I eat too much red meat, and don't care. I scoff at my liver,...
Posted by Uncle Badtouch on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:39:00 PST |
MEDDLESOME FAGGOTS DESTROYED MY FRIENDS BAR, AND THUS EARNED THE IRE OF ALL AND SUNDRY |
Now, this happened a few years ago, but my dear and beloved friend Nicole opened what may have been the finest bar in South Austin- Cole's Ice House. Populated by various South Austin characters, such...
Posted by Uncle Badtouch on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:30:00 PST |
MY NEIGHBORS ARE MEDDLESOME FAGGOTS |
It's 4 o'clock in the morning. I'm awakened by a steady pounding at the front door. I look at the clock, note the time, pull on jeans and boots, grab the SKS. Peek out the the window. It's the sodomit...
Posted by Uncle Badtouch on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST |
Susan Sarandon should be torn apart by the unbaptized souls of the dead |
Do I really need to add to this? In your heart, you know I'm right. (See previous blog)
Posted by Uncle Badtouch on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:10:00 PST |
PEOPLE SHOULD ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT |
Here's the deal. I'm right, you're wrong, and the world should just keep on spinning, without any further argument from yer sorry ass. So do me and God a favour, and shut the hell up. In that co...
Posted by Uncle Badtouch on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:14:00 PST |
People think I'm "Unapproachable" |
Why? Is it my stubborn refusal to change with the times? Is it my lack of the basic social graces? Perhaps it's my dogged devotion to all things grizzled...My incessant bitching about " well, when I w...
Posted by Uncle Badtouch on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST |
I stole this, but it makes sense. |
Can someone please explain why Hillary and Bill Clinton always get a pass from the secular left when they invoke G-d in their public discourse? Why is Dan Quayle ridiculed for championing family...
Posted by Uncle Badtouch on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:24:00 PST |
