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Baron Branflakes

FUCK CATHETERS... For serious.

About Me

I like pork. alot. if you know me chances are i like pork more than you.

My Interests

Saving children from burning buildings

I'd like to meet:

The power rangers

Music:


Movies:

- Taxi Driver
- Natural Born Killers
- Pulp fiction
- Dreaming with the Fishes
- Suicide Kings
- I Heart Huckabees
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- The Royal Tenenbaums
- Spun
- Office Space
- The Village
- Forrest Gump
- Memento
- Stay
- Requiem for a Dream
- The Weather Man
- The 25th Hour
- - The Guns of the Navarone - The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly - SLC PUNK - That one where you see that dudes tits

Television:

usually only adult swim and ninja warrior. i watch the discovery channel a bit

Books:

Stephen King
John Stienbeck
Shakespeare got to get paid, son
Tim O'Brien.
Upton Sinclair
Dr Suess

Heroes:

Batman
Captian Crunch

My Blog

OH SHIT

I just finished my first short story. It's entitled Please Don't Pass Me By after the Leonard Cohen Song I could send it to those interested.
Posted by Baron Branflakes on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:28:00 PST

I hate all my friends

PSYCHE! I moved all my writing to fictionpress.com. I really do hate you guys, though.
Posted by Baron Branflakes on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:19:00 PST