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Rab

If you were me, you'd be rockin' by now!

About Me

Tree hugging veggie type trying my hand at stand up comedy at the moment and loving it so far.
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Name: Rab
Birthday: 28/09/1981
Birthplace: Paisley
Current Location: Likewise
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5.7'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Scottish
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: ketchup, flying, crossing the road
Your Perfect Pizza: olive, peppers, mushroom and sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: n/a
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit I'm late again
Your Best Physical Feature: face of a bearded angel
Your Bedtime: whenever the sun comes back up
Your Most Missed Memory: dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: subway!
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: When I drink
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: Bath we dont have a shower
Have you Been in Love: who knows
Do you want to go to College: Ive been twice! with fuck all to show for it.
Do you want to get Married: no idea
Do you belive in yourself: Why did you hear I was just a myth?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Everything gives me the boke.
Do you think you are Attractive: I've seen worse deformaties
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: one of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: veggie sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: have I ever been sober
Ever been called a Tease: No I am a sure thing
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Fighting Nazis
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think I am supposed to be already
What country would you most like to Visit: Cambodia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not
Favourite Hair Color: that
Short or Long Hair: bothered
Height: to
Weight: be
Best Clothing Style: honest
Number of Drugs I have taken: every lemsip on the market
Number of CDs I own: about 450
Number of Piercings: Used to have lots now have one
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing
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My Interests

Rab --
[adjective]:

Benevolent to a fault

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com I have invented a game in my head called "Randy Gandhi fights John Candy" where by you play John Candy and you have to fight off the unwanted sexual attention of gandhi by flinging huge Uncle Buck style pancakes at him untill his lust subsides. Also in developement is " Nazi Pastie....get off my pastie you nazi!" which takes the premise that Germany have invaded Cornwall and all the locals have to defend themselves with is their simple but wholesome pastry dishes.
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I'd like to meet:

Roger Moore! I bet he is a lovley man
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Music:


Ilove Sepultura, Soulfly, Nailbomb, Tool, Neurosis,Tribes of Neurot, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, White Zombie, Misfits, Machine Head, Slayer, Pantera, Iron Monkey, Entombed, Fear Factory, Misery Loves Company, Ill Nino, Stuck Mojo, Rammstein, Behemoth, Betzefer, Ektomorf, Lamb of god, Hatebreed, Mastodon, Fear Factory and Strapping young lad!

Movies:

Sympathy for Mr Vengeance, Old boy, Lady vengeance, Iron monkey, Fight club, Edward scissorhands, Nightmare before christmas, Save the green planet, Candyman, Blues brothers, Kung fu hustle

Television:

Spaced, Arrested development, Black books, Mighty boosh, Dead like me, Deadwood, Curb your enthusiasm, Peepshow, Nathan Barley, Family guy

Books:

Perfume by Patrick Suskind, Everything is illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer, Hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world by Hariku Murakami. Also love comics like Lenore, The Goon, Squee and the like.

Heroes:

Sepultura and Soulfly Have a tattoo of each on my forearms

My Blog

cannibalzombienun.com

Come to cannibalzombienun.com for all the fun. I write for it and so do many other splendid fellows.
Posted by Rab on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST

I'm not a NAZI I'm just a bit thick

If you happen to see me and wonder why I look like a white supremisist. It's because I had a tuft of hair sticking up so I tried to fix it with the clippers but forgot to put the guard back on. So it ...
Posted by Rab on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

Hello world, I am a fud!

I turned up for work two hours early and there was nobody there. I dont start at 08.30, it's a bank holiday, so I have had to get the bus home again and eat crisps for a bit. Yes, oh yes, I am, a fud!...
Posted by Rab on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:16:00 PST

Today I did a very silly thing.

Today I did a very silly thing. I shaved my beard off not realising that I would look like part a Romanian sex offender, part Rob Schnieder's fat cousin hybrid. Needless to say I am not best pleased. ...
Posted by Rab on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:14:00 PST