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About Me



about me:
Well... I be Phil/Philly... yes I am a
girl... it's short for something rubbish. Hence the shortening.
I really enjoy music, it's my life - whether it be at home with a cd on, at a gig, or in a club.
I like having lots of friends and I really value true friends... been back-stabbed enough to know if people are real or not!

My family are also important to me, I like being close to them!
I like hanging out with my mates, either out on the razz or at home watching a good film or TV show! I cook a mean roast dinner. I like to dance around my flat to funky music. I especially like to robot dance. I like knitting and doing sudoku puzzles, but I prefer arrowords... yes, I'm THAT cool.

I like midgets better than anything!
I also like quiffs, strawberries, piercings, blue leopard print, the smell of white musk, Guitar Hero, stars, skulls, Johnny Depp and all things related, Turkish delight, Sailor Jerry rum, dyeing my hair, flat tops, stretching my ears, red lipstick, playing card games (especially drinking ones, and especially NOT Maw) french bread, Russell Brand, Pepsi Max, Spongebob, getting drunk, tattoos, doing sudoku puzzles, Homepride Creamy Tomato and Herb pasta bake - because it's the best fucking meal ever - kicking up a fuss over nothing, yummy bed, and my favourite perfumes are Morgan - Light My Heart, Morgan - Sweet Paradise, Kate Moss, Vera Wang - Princess, Miss Sixty - Rock Muse!
(Yes I'm slightly obsessed)
I have a fear of birds, whether they are little or big. They're horrible, and need to die. They serve no purpose.
I can't stand wet hair sticking to your body, it makes me shudder.
I also hate seeing the bottoms of ships or seeing old haggard ships...it freaks me out.
I hate geek speak!
I also hate when people spell things wrong, eg- theyre, their, there, there's no need for it!
I automatically dislike Emo boys with scarves.
I'm kind of becoming a bit freaked out by hedgehogs....
It annoys me when metaller guitar players throw their head back, stick their tongue out and shake their head... it looks stupid and makes me cringe.
I don't like alarm clocks, cricket, underage people in pubs, being ID'd!!!, This non smoking in public places lark, people that don't really smoke properly but pretend they do, spiders, bacon flavoured things, hoggers, fruitcake, copycats, insincerity, omelettes, little people who think they know everything and rule the world at the age of 13, men that can't make their minds up, watching people play videogames is boring - especially sport ones.


How to make a Filthy Phil
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
4 parts absurdity
3 parts cheeky
1 part shy
6 parts kinky
Method:
Blend at uber high speed for 69 seconds. Add wit and sarcasm to taste! Then snort it for a fun time to be had by all! Booyah!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com



Take the quiz:
Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

Joey Ramone
You are Joey Ramone! Hey, ho, lets go! Yeah, you're a happy little one, aren't you? Joey was dying and yet he did a cover of What A Wonderful World. You can't get more happy than that. A hero, you are. Oh, he died in 2001 from cancer, poor guy. What a legend.
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My score on The How Psychobilly Are You? Test :
Greaser!
(Congratulations! You scored %69!)
You're as cool as a cucumber. You genuinely like the music and the scene and have probably kicked an ass or two. My bet is that you're just learning to play the guitar. You're well on your way. Keep up the good work. I wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen with you.
Link: The How Psychobilly Are You? Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )
Philippa will go to jail for ...
Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Gimme some love.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lots and lots and lots of midgets. I would like to have an orgy with midgets if possible. I am on a midget dating site, but you have to pay to chat to them so unfortunately I can't talk to them, but I can stare at them.

♥Midget love.♥

The Legend that is Ron Jeremy!I have sort of met the next best thing, Har Mar Superstar.

I'd like to meet Fearne Cotton, just so I can puncture her lungs with a screwdriver, slash her wrists to ribbons and pour vinegar and lemon juice in, shove numerous large hedgehogs up her anus, pluck all nasal hair out very slowly, then kick her in the face repeatedly, dowse her in petrol, alcohol, nail varnish remover, lighter fuel and then strike a match and watch the annoying little fuck burn to death. Ohh what fun!

My Blog

2007

It's the first day of a new year, and I'm reflecting back on the year that's just passed me, and I feel a bit weird about it all. It was kind of eventful..... and kind of not?!   I made some...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:14:00 GMT

Cheaters.

  If someone cheats on you, don't STAY with them! Because then they'll think you're soft and that you'll always take them back. If you want to be treated like a doormat the rest of your...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:26:00 GMT

Ghostbusters?

Aye, think so. It likes to throw things around. 2 cans of deodorant, a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and my make up so far this week!The deodorant and hydrogen peroxide was on top of the toilet cistern,...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:40:00 GMT

Ahhahahahaha what's goin on?

I well don't even know what's going down tonight..... Well, I do cos everything's down.... except for me, it's making me smile! It's weird... and trippy.... but dirty metal makes it so much better! Up...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 18:19:00 GMT

This ain't no mecca man, this place is fucked.

How is it that I manage to mess things up when I don't mean to, and don't try.I never intend to make things bad, I intend to make things better... but it never fucking works does it. All I ever do is ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 13:35:00 GMT

See, there's a Reuben song for every occasion!

For when you're feeling crap but know it'll get better (Tis uplifting):BoyOh, I am, I'm tired out, By life, it drags me down, And all, these thoughts, that I'm swimming in, And I feel like I could dro...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:55:00 GMT

Philly the Emo

I never thought we could even be friends, but its funny how two personas blend We got on so amazingly well, and that's about the time that you tripped me, and I fell I could never turn down your wonde...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 18:44:00 GMT

My mental age... MENTALIST ALERT

You Are 25 Years Old 25 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart...
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 18:32:00 GMT

The Price is Wright!

I am worth $1,443,762 on HumanForSale.comI don't think that's too bad. Although, there really is no price tag on me coz I'm priceless.
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 02:51:00 GMT