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Ian

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About Me


ALL ABOUT ME :) - The Survey
Name: Ian Kingstonavratilova
Birthday: 23rd April
Birthplace: Northampton
Current Location: Still Northampton
Eye Color: Blue? Green? I Dunno?
Hair Color: Dark Blonde
Height: 5ft 8 and a half
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Army/Geordie
The Shoes You Wore Today: Salomons
Your Weakness: Intolerance
Your Fears: Losing My Mojo!
Your Perfect Pizza: Half Pineapple, Half Chilli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a Massive Telly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Muh time? Damn it, Shower,
Your Best Physical Feature: My Sexy Back
Your Bedtime: Around 12
Your Most Missed Memory: Mooching Around College Without A Care
Pepsi or Coke: The Cola We Serve Is Pepsi, I don't care! Fill It Up!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Nando's
Single or Group Dates: Chance would be a fine thing!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: No! My Body's A Temple!
Do you Swear: On Occasion
Do you Sing: Yes, Usually whislt driving
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes Twice
Have you Been in Love: Tough Shout
Do you want to go to College: Been, Got The Tracksuit
Do you want to get Married: See What Happens
Do you belive in yourself: I BELIEVE! Hallejuah!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No! Snap Out Of It!
Do you think you are Attractive: I Put The Sexy In Dyslexya
Are you a Health Freak: Dunno About The Health Part
Do you get along with your Parents: We Tolerate Each Other
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not When Up A Ladder Or Tower
Do you play an Instrument: Acordian Level 5
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A small Tipple
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't touch none of that
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Bloody Yanks! Its A Shopping Centre!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, nobody eats a box of oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, not in the past month
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes! With jethro, alan carr and jim davidson!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, not been asked out either though
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, apparently Brighton in November is too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Maybe a couple of hearts thats about it
Ever been Drunk: I've been on the outskirts of Tipsyville
Ever been called a Tease: Been called a lot, never a tease though
Ever been Beaten up: No, but come and have a go if you think your hard enough!
Ever Shoplifted: I'm Strong, but i couldn't lift a shop!
How do you want to Die: Either at some silly speed, or really funnily
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Like ghandi, but able to eat bacon sarnies
What country would you most like to Visit: Dubai and Ireland, and Rhodes again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as theres 2 of them that'll do
Favourite Hair Color: Either Blonde or brown or black or anything in between
Short or Long Hair: Longer than mine
Height: Not a dwarf but not lanky either
Weight: I'll work on whatever I get - Now drop and give me 10!
Best Clothing Style: Not fussy, as long as they can keep up with my fashion guru-ness
Number of Drugs I have taken: My body's a temple, i don't touch none of that

Number of CDs I own: Loads
Number of Piercings: None, well, the odd screwdriver
Number of Tattoos: Ha Ha! You'll never know! Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Harry Hill Al Murray Max And Paddy Dave Courtney Frank Bruno John Fashnu (AWOOOOOGA!) Alan Carr Justin Lee Collins Bill Bailey ArnieAnd Assorted Others

Music:

Anything from Drum and Bass to the wurzels. I easily have the most "diverse" taste in music ever. A lot of people just say it is shockingly poor.

Movies:

Top Gun!, Waynes World, Snatch, Lock Stock, Fast and The Furious (1st and 3rd) Cocktail, Con air, A night at the roxbury, Ali G in da house, Waynes World 2

Television:

Max and Paddy, Spaced, Black Books, buzzcocks, Dirty Sanchez, Family Guy, Top Gear, Hotel Babylon, Hollyoaks (for the witty story lines, obviously), Ski Sunday, scrap heap, friday night project, megastructures, extreme machines, street crime3, airport, friends, will and grace, fraiser, dads army, fawlty towers, Father ted, Red dwarf, top buzzer, jack dee at the apollo

Books:

The world according to jeremy clarkson, How to DJ Properly, Is it me or is everything shit?, sas ultimate survival guide, what not to drive