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Valerian Forrest

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About Me


ALL ABOUT ME :) - The Survey
Name: Mark Smith
Birthday: 2nd October 1986
Birthplace: Northampton
Current Location: Northampton (sigh)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft 6in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Sinistre
Your Heritage: A little bit South London, a litttle bit Glasgow
The Shoes You Wore Today: None
Your Weakness: My overwhelming laziness
Your Fears: Turning into my dad
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham, mushrooms, and olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start writing a book(see weakness above)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: n/a
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to go to work today?
Your Best Physical Feature: My creepy toes
Your Bedtime: About 11-ish
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: They both taste the same to me
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I rather rip out my tongue with a rotivator than drink iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black coffee, no sugar
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Most of the time
Do you Sing: Often
Do you Shower Daily: Sure, why not
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Yes, in October
Do you want to get Married: Who knows
Do you belive in yourself: Very much so
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I prefer to think of myself as average
Are you a Health Freak: I eat a balanced diet but that's about it
Do you get along with your Parents: They haven't thrown me out yet
Do you like Thunderstorms: I find them quite relaxing
Do you play an Instrument: I tried learning a couple of instruments but I couldn't be arsed and gave up
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mall is such an ugly word
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Are you saying I look fat?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but I have been on the big screens at Brands Hatch
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Unlikely
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No, I'm a good lad
How do you want to Die: On television
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Norway or Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: They're all good
Favourite Hair Color: Annything but grey
Short or Long Hair: Either/or
Height: Taller than 5ft
Weight: As long as they couldn't crush my ribs, I'm not too bothered
Best Clothing Style: Scruffy but flamboyant
Number of Drugs I have taken: I couldn't possibly comment
Number of CDs I own: Enough to fill my MP3 player
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A man with seven legs

Music:

Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Pet Shop Boys, Muse, Placebo, Jacques Brel, Pink Floyd, Dogs Die In Hot Cars (R.I.P.)

Movies:

Monty Python And The Holy Grail, West Side Story, Plan 9 From Outer Space

Television:

Carnivale, Top Gear, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, Heroes, Have I Got News For You

Books:

George Orwell, Bill Bryson, Evelyn Waugh

Heroes:

The late, great John Peel

My Blog

How To Make F1 Great Again

These days, being a Formula One fan is not easy. I can't be the only person getting a tad fed up at hearing the same phrase uttered at seemingly every circuit the F1 circus descends upon: "Well, you k...
Posted by Valerian Forrest on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

Stop Pointing The Finger And Do Something

When I started writing this blog, two weeks ago, I declared, with typical lack of prescience, that this wouldn't be the place to find analysis of the troubles in the Middle East. Since then, the situa...
Posted by Valerian Forrest on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST

Would You Buy A Peerage From This Man?

Picture the scene. You're in a luxurious reception room at one of London's top hotels surrounded by your contemporaries from the forefront of British industry and glittering luminaries from the world ...
Posted by Valerian Forrest on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:35:00 PST

Look At Me, I'm Blogging!

Hiya loves, and welcome to my first ever blog. I've been meaning to start this for well over a year now but there was something good on television and my laptop was stolen by a particularly mean looki...
Posted by Valerian Forrest on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST