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Timothy McGorry

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About Me

I'm a working stand up comedian/improv human who performs on Long Island and in NYC. I love to read, I do it constantly and to arguable excess. I go to Farmingdale State, as well as The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Ian Roberts confronted me and convinced me to start taking classes, and I am forever grateful.Don Pardo is my grandfather.This is Nicole and I. We have lots of fun together.Create or get your
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My Interests

GAYNETHHHHH

I'd like to meet:

People who want to create. People who create. People who can hold a conversation. People who like the same things as me. People who don't like the same things as me, but can tell me why without screaming. I'm rarely on AIM, but my screen name is: MEATKING3000. Thank you for reading, and have a fun and exciting day exploring the many facets of the internets.

My Blog

A Short Novella

a short novella, by tim mcgorry:Once there was a girl named nicole. She was super cute and had 72 friends. But she did a lot of drugs. So the state made her go to Phoenix House. She left cause they ma...
Posted by Timothy McGorry on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:34:00 PST

Nicole in several words

My Nicole is the kinda girl...Who makes me breakfast in bed& lets me pick the movies we watch.She makes it feel ok to not feel ok.She smells really goodand tastes like a thousand little raspberry ...
Posted by Timothy McGorry on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:19:00 PST

Fascism: What the Fuck is That Shit?

We briefly skimmed the subject of fascism in our class, after the class ended, and a majority of the students left, some brief passionate discussion continued. It's been almost a week, and I am still ...
Posted by Timothy McGorry on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:26:00 PST

I Will Never Meet My Possibly Beautiful Children

                    As I entertain the thought of me as a father, raising a warped version of me and my mate, I...
Posted by Timothy McGorry on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:44:00 PST

My First Show at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater

Sunday. October 7th. New York City.  5:30 p.m.  307 West 26th st. between 8th and 9th avenue.  5 measly dollars. www.ucbtheatre.com Enjoy....
Posted by Timothy McGorry on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:06:00 PST

Homework that I posted because my printer fucking sucks

Tim McGorry Autobiographical Writing  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />"That was Tim McGorry everybody!" Frank says as I leave the stage and walk toward th...
Posted by Timothy McGorry on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:29:00 PST

First Public Novel Excerpt

These were the first two pages from my first draft. Enjoy. ____________________________________________________________ ___________ They weren't good zombies. They weren't bad zombies. They were just t...
Posted by Timothy McGorry on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST