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Chico Outlaw

About Me

It's not easy being the neighborhood tough guy when your mom puts you in a vest with rainbow stripes and merrily leaping cowboys. And just try stealing a kid's lunch money while wearing a sweater with... what are those? Squirrels? Dogs? Deer? Chupacabra? You have to carry a bigger stick, strike cooler poses, and bag more hobos just to earn half the street cred a kid in baggy pants does. No fair!
Alessia --

[noun]:

A person who is a master of making ravioli

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

..Creators and improvisors!AND these guys!!!:..> The Tutors of 826 LA on FunnyOrDie.com ..>..

My Blog

supersecret blog

Kazumi and I are co-writing a supersecret blog.If you want to be a reader you are not allowed to be:A. an ex-boyfriendB. judgemental of our actionsC. both A & BLet me know and I'll send you an inv...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 21:37:00 GMT

j names

holy crap.this woman is about to have her 18th child.wha happa?!?!?!
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:00 GMT

i need a roommate

Lars is outta here on the 15th. I leave for Seattle the 22nd.It's already the 9th!Someone know any non-psycho person who wants to live with me from June 1st - Sept 1st???
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:01:00 GMT

psychosomatic bites

I'm itchy.Literally (well and figuratively in the sense that I'm ready to start my new job).After both Eleni and Gary have started getting mysterious bugbites over the past week... After there's been ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:07:00 GMT

helicopter parents

looking for roommates on craigslist is OOC.my favorite response so far today was from Russell "Russ" Zuckerman who is doing the legwork for his 28 year-old adopted son Matt who is too busy finishing u...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 14:09:00 GMT

steampunk

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/08/fashion/08PUNK.html?em&ex= 1210392000&en=38483d5ad02044a4&ei=5087%0Ai kind of want to be a steampunk.
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:06:00 GMT

hallelujah

It's official official! I start the new job on the 19th. SWEET.Why do people wear toe rings? That's just nasty. Especially if you're the girl on the N train this morning with an eyeball toe ring. I do...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 06:56:00 GMT

CR = SWBH

The grind has been so out of control lately that Adrienne, Eleni and I have taken to hanging out after work hours to vent our complaints about the quality of life at work or rather lack thereof.Wednes...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:28:00 GMT

twilight zone!

Carol just uttered the words: "That's what she said."IT'S OFFICIAL.CR = MS forevs.
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:13:00 GMT

destination desperation

I know NYC can get awfully lonely... but, well, this is just sad:Taken from eater.com today: Resy scalping is bad enough, but when the price of the reservation is spending an evening with and pay...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:17:00 GMT