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Kristin

You'd go down like a lead balloon with my friends

About Me

I'm tall, not blonde anymore, and I save lives. Well, those lives that deserve saving. I like to eat and when I order fried chicken, it's so I can eat the fried part.

My Interests

Massages, tennis, pedis and manis, long walks, exercise in general, laughing, blah, blah, blah....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't annoy me. Someone tall.

Music:

Becky, Mother Pearl, White Liger, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, GNR, NiN, U2, Seal, Lenny Kravitz, Sinatra & Dean Martin (together or separately), The Flaming Trumpets, Matchbox20, Train, Isaac Hayes, Luther, Sting. There's more but this is enough.

Movies:

Bikini Blood Bath, Wagons West, Sliding Doors, The Little Mermaid, anything with Kevin Spacey, Breakfast at Tiffany's

Television:

A small one

Books:

None. Unfortunately I can't keep up with my professional journals.

Heroes:

Anyone who does the right thing

My Blog

Will Work For Food

I am one utility away from welfare. How do I know this? Well, I tried to call my lovely friend Paula to tell her that I was en route for our last minute lunch date and I kept getting "Please...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One sentence rant

If you are NOT actively passing someone OR moving faster than the line of traffic to your right, then GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!!! If not, at least look in your rear view mirror once in a whi...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I just had....

the weirdest massage experience. I routinely receive massages at The Massage Place (Montana Ave, Santa Monica). My usual therapist had to leave town for a family emergency so I was rescheduled with Gu...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't get it

Why is the word F-I-R-E, but when we describe something it's F-I-E-R-Y?
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How My Father Saw Me Naked On Christmas

The morning start out better than expected, mainly b/c my Dad was still medicated from his surgery and I was able to slip 10 of Valium into my Mom's coffee without her noticing. After we opened our gi...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Waste of time and money

We go through an inauguration every 4 years. We know the routine. Is it really necessary to pre-empt all TV programming to listen to Peter Jennings describe the motorcade, the Mrs' fashion, or how wea...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST