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OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace

I'll eat your heart out like an aztec baby, I don't give a hoot.

About Me

Yes, I am The Beertraveler, and yes, I am a beer snob. In case you're not sure what that means it's that I appreciate a well made beer. So if when you hear the word beer, you think Bud, Miller, Coors, PBR..., forget it, you know nothing about beer and you might as well be drinking rubbing alcohol.
So far I've been to 12 different countries seeking out the finest brews around. I get to see places that most people (Americans) only read about, get to meet cool people, and best of all, I always learn something new. Everyone needs a hobby I guess...
Some know me as the mild mannered vegetarian Rob Coz, but that is just a front I put on to make people feel secure before they find out just how screwed up I really am. I have learned to embrace the word misanthrope. I've given people too many chances.
The main things I'm concentrating on now are going to some cool shows (rockabilly of course), getting better at photography, buying a shitload of cool liquor for my tiki bar.
You can also find me portraying a killer chef in the film Bikini Bloodbath , which stars Debbie Rochon , which "should" be coming out soon (Don't ask me when, because your guess will be better than mine..) ,& it's sequel, where I play a zombie, killer chef,(Whoops... did I give too much away?) Bikini Blood Bath 2: Bikini Blood Bath Carwash , which stars Debbie Rochon & Rachael Robbins . More recently I worked on film for Hale Manor called London Betty with Daniel Von Bargen and Nicole Lewis.

My Interests

I have way too many interests, but I am always looking for some new ones. Any suggestions?

I'd like to meet:

Most of the people that I would love to meet are dead. i.e. Peter Sellers, I would have loved to have had a pint with him.

I'll tell you who I don't want to meet... People who post more than 1 or 2 bulletins on average a day. If I add you and I see a crapload of bulletins from you, bye, bye. Try using your blog instead...
As you can tell, I have misanthropic tendencies... Screw you!

Music:


Los Straitjackets, New Model Army, Reverend Horton Heat, Wanda Jackson, Man or Astroman, The Clash, Stereolab, My Bloody Valentine, The Polkaholics, Big Bad Bollocks, Barry Adamson, Devil Doll, Blonde Redhead, Carl Perkins, Link Wray, Supersuckers, The Tiki Tones, Lush, Cramps, Southern Culture on the Skids, ABBA, The Nebulas, Tones on Tail, Flogging Molly, Pogues, Pixies, Joe Strummer, Social Distortion, The Smiths, Th' Faith Healers, The Real McKenzies, Curve.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Brazil, The Party (anthing with Peter Sellers), Anything by David Lynch, Penn and Teller get Killed, Clerks, May, Ginger Snaps, Run Lola Run, Blazzing Saddles, Dawn of the Dead, Demons, Buckaroo Banzai, Great Escape, Dirty Dozen, existenz, Heavenly Creatures, Crash, Before Sunrise, Amelie, Hot Dog, Psycho Beach Party

Television:

I have 2 and when they are on, I usually watch Family Guy, House, and The Daily Show, Black Adder, Bones.

Books:

The pop-up kinds are great!, Douglas Adams, Jim Swain, Vonnegut, Tao of Pooh.

Heroes:

The Tick!, Trappist Monks

My Blog

Tired

I am so very tired of people. Yeah, that's general, but it's the best I can come up with. I just can't seem to get a grasp on them. Men, women, they're all the same. I try. Boy, have I tried.
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:49:00 PST

Drama never ends

You try to let things go. You are soooo tired of the same old shit. But the dumb asses of the world just won't give up. They twist things. The world must bow to them. It's laughable. They just do...
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:22:00 PST

Sweet relief

I find great pleasure in finding out peoples true purposes/meanings.  It's a bit selfish, but I love it when I realize that I'm right about people.  Friendship has a VERY thin meaning nowada...
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:17:00 PST

Vampires Exist!

Maybe not the blood sucking movie type. But certainly in the metaphoric sense... I'm sure you've encountered the type. Life draining, parasites, who thrive on attention and drama. They ease their w...
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:28:00 PST

Keep your fruit

The following is a letter I sent to the editor of Draft magazine concerning a little article they had in their recent May/June issue.  This goes well with my previous blog post about putting frui...
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

Unschooled Bartenders

The problem with 90% of bartenders is that they don't know what the fuck they're doing.  They just run through the motions.  They read a book, maybe take a class, but they never learn their ...
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:23:00 PST

Spring Cleaning

I never gave spring cleaning much thought.  I know it's not spring yet, but I guess you can do it anytime.  You get rid of useless stuff, unwanted shit, damaged goods, unhealthy items...&nbs...
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

Beaten

It took me a while to admit it.  But I've been beat.  I put up a good fight though, but you can't fight people who just don't give 2 shits.  You can't fight people who don't know the me...
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

Wanda Jackson

If you EVER get a chance to see Wanda Jackson, you must!  I don't care who the fuck you are, it's a necessary thing.  Wanda is a pure piece of american culture that you owe your petty s...
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

Tom Waits is a GOD

What?  Didn't you read the subject line?  There's nothing left to say...
Posted by OFFICIAL Beertraveler Myspace on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST