Badgers, antelopes and using my superior height to try and look down girls tops...
Freaks, perverts, loosers, users, drug abusers, cattle rustlers, arsonists, gamblers, fools, wise men bearing gifts, shepherds bearing lambs, women bearing their breasts and... other road safety campaigners.And this is my arch rival. Just because he played Darth Vader, everyone thinks he's cool. But he's not- in fact, he's gay. And a paedo too. Probably. Can you see why they used someone else for Darth Vader's voice in the films? "Come over to the Dark Side, my lover!". Very few intergallactic neo facist dictators come from the West Country. I suppose it dosn't really engender that kind of quality in people. But he's still a nonce, and a poove, and I hate him!
Anything fom Mozart to Motorhead- pretty well across the board, as long as it has feeling and spirit. Dirty blues, rock n roll, bit of jazz (nothing too wanky). Oh, and Johny Cash. Name some names- heck- who really has fun doing this bit? And who has fun reading all the bands I like to listen to- it depends on the mood- we all know that. Jonny Cash- Dylan- Woodie Guthrie- Sandy Dillon- The Rolling Stones- Leadbelly- Mudlow- The Dials- Gravel Road- Seasick Steve- The Cocteau Twins- New Model Army- Miles Davis- John Coltrain- Gutav Mahler- Derek Griffiths!
Coen Brothers, Marx Brothers, not so much those 2 brothers who made the Matrix films (found them a bit dull, if I'm honest, and I think everyone else did too, and just said they liked them- Emperor's New Clothes Syndrome....)- Anything by Wim Wenders, anything by Mike Leigh, anything by Spike Lee, and Lassie films- though not seen the modern remake yet. Oh, and the Railway Children (the origional- not the remake!). And Ealing Comedies- especially "The Lavender Hill Mob" and "The Ladykillers". And David Lynch- I like him alot too. Jim Jarmuch- there's another one.
I got one of them babies. Sometimes it shows some stuff I like. Most of the time, it just shows Hoover Bag Sherlocks or some other shit... Or Noel "Fucking" Edmunds.
Kurt Vonegut, Joseph Heller, Graham Greene and books with lots of pictures- mainly of dogs, balls and trips to the supermarket, etc.
WHo needs heros? It's unhealthy, and there's always space for them to disapoint you. OK- if pushed, Marge Simpson... Maybe PeeWee Herman too. And Jesus. Jesus was way cool...