1)sleeping 2)eating 3) Football - mahousive Arsenal fan so yay to Cesc and Hleb and good ol' Tom Rosicky and ickly Theo and Ade Cool... Also spare a thought (a much nice thought now we are currently top of the league) for Thierry who has va va voomed off to Espagbowla to play footsie with Ronaldinho also love Ronaldo (the Brazilian, original and best one), Ronaldinho and Roberrrrrrto Carrrrrlos... Iker Casillas is way up there along with Raul, Evil Cristiano Ronaldo and lil' Michael Owen (who is still my all time number one) and still have a soft spot for Becks even though he's turned into a name-dropping-tom-cruise-is-my-best-mate-Hollywood-Socialite . Also have moments of hating Drogba so much that I nearly like him, although those moments are few and far between. New to this list is Roque Santa Cruz who despite playign for Blackburn is very pleasing to the eye. And hot. Peter Crouch, on the other hand, should be shot for looking fucking ridiculous and being thoroughly unable to score a goal unless someone kicks the ball directly onto his head or one of his windmill limbs catches the ball by mistake. Football managers I am currently fond of include the esteemed Mr Wenger, Jose (ok now dearly departed but that scrambled egg quote will keep him up for a while and his coat will probably keep him up for ever), Mark Hughes and Steve Coppel (who is so my Yoda). Also Big Phil Scolari (even if he's taken to punching people) and i quite possibly will never get over the fact that we could have had him for the England job but got least favourite manager Steve McClaren instead. 4.)Reading Books 5.)Watching T.V 6.)Going to the cinema and watching stuff there 7.)Even those adverts that they put .. 8.)I liked the Orange ones with Samwise and Darth Vader, they were funny 9.)Playing my X Box 10)Wrestling – Stone Cold Steve Austin was my first imaginary boyfriend don’t you know 11.)Sticking posters on my walls 12.)Hanging out with my friends 13.)Dancing (normally like an idiot) 14.)Partying 15.)Drinking 16.)making a twat out of myself 17.)Going to the seaside 18.)sunbathing 19.)The Sun, he’s called Anthony and I love him
Jose Mourinho so I could give him a big hug and wear his coat while we eat haribo and slag of Roman Abramovich and Chelski.....
1.)Streets 2.)Strokes 3.)Stereolab 4.)Spiritualized 5.)Modest Mouse 6.)Built to Spill 7.)Remy Zero 8.)Sigur Ros 9.)Peter, Bjorn and John 10.)Blur 11.)Gorillaz 12.)Oppenheimer 13.)Zico Chain 14.)Lily Allen 15.)This is getting boring 16.)lots of stuff – even Kylie sometimes 17.)current theme song is Ooh Child by the Five Stairsteps
1.)Fellowship of the Ring - favouritist movie EVER! The rest are in no particular order 2.)Baise Moi 3.)Amelie 4.)Battle Royale 5.)Hero 6.)House of Flying Daggers 7.)Street Fighter II (no, not the one with Jean Claude and Kylie) 8.)Star Wars - all six, but especially the new ones. yes the new ones. and before everyone has a go at Jar Jar, got one little furry, irritating word for ya - Ewok. 9.)Velvet Goldmine 10.)IT (the 1927 romantic comedy, not the weird horror one 11.)Vanilla Sky (even though it has my most hated person in the world in it. well second most hated after Jeremy Clarkson. - Tom Cruise. YUCK) 12.)Indiana Jones (my very first crush) 13.)Fight Club 14.)American History X 15.)Monty Python and the Holy Grail – Love the Palin 16.)Secretary 17.)Roman Holiday 18.)Transformers (my god, I actually like a Michael Bay film, oh the shame) 19.)Blood Diamond 20.)In America 21.)Crash. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT a fucking AWESOME movie. Matt Dillon in it. Fucking Wow. 22.)am gonna give this up now because i'm forgetting important ones
1.)Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - the old 1989 series, not the one with Raphael as some Brooklyn born, brick shithouse. love Raphael. 2.)Lost - finally a show that can fill the Whedon-less void that was t/v for the last year. Season 3 was ace and i quite want to bang Ben Linus. Strange but true. 3.)Match of the Day - with Gary and the boys obviously. although Adrian Chiles is growing on me. 4.)Old 24 - dumped Jack Bauer for a while after he shot Nina in season 3, but then forgave him in Season 5. Season 6 However is the biggest pile of badly written, badly acted, inane, pointless, plotless, moronic, ridiculous and vapid drivel that i have ever sat through. Seriously dont understand how a show can go from being that good to that bad in one year! 5.)The West Wing - i dont care if its perverse and verging on necrophelia, I love Martin Sheen dammit 6.)E.R – used to love it but have refused to watch any of the episodes that were made after they dropped a helicopter on Romano’s head. Not. Bloody. Fair. 7.)Buffy the Vampire Slayer (my first television love) 8.)Angel 9.)Firefly 10.)Dead Ringers - the John Prescott impression is second to none 11.)Blackadder - especially season four 12.)Monty Python's flying circus - love love LOVE the Palin i tell ye! 13.)Ally McBeal 14.)Father Ted 15.)WWF – as in NOT WWE – as in before it got shit, or at least before I was old enough to notice exactly what propagandistic, right-wing, ridiculous bollocks it really is 16.)Transformers. Love Starscream.
1.)Lord of the Rings 2.)Chronicles of Narnia (well books 1, 5 and 3 especially and don’t get me started on that movie – Maugrim with an American accent I ask you?) 3.)Harry Potter (another set of books mauled and spat out by Hollywood)and those books excepting the absolute car-wreck that was Deathly Hallows. Am still waiting for someone to go April Fools and reveal it was infact a bit of twatting fanfiction written by an irritating 12 year old who had a thing about tents, Albus Dumbledore, overlong sentences (look who talks), and a complete and utter inability to see where they are FUNDAMENTALLY contradicting themselves and the so called pissing morals held by moronic morons who they are too obsessed to see are complete and utter cunts. So not Deathly Hallows then. 4.)I Capture the Castle 5.)Tess of the d'Ubervilles 6.)Wind on Fire trilogy by Wiliam Nicholson 7.)The Goose Girl and Enna Burning by Shannon Hale 8.)The Northern Lights 9.)Discworld books with Rincewind in them 10.)The Wasp Factory 11.)Great Expectations – what larks Pip? 12.)Candide 13.)Humpbert - about a horse who pulls a coal cart but after a twist of fate and an emotional climax gets to take the Lord Mayor to his party. Its gripping stuff and oldly affecting... "Humpbert felt terrible. He stayed awake all night". Think maybe you have to see the illustrations as well to get it. 14.)Sabriel, Lirael and Abhorsen by Garth Nix. If only for Mogget. If i were to have a demon it would be Mogget. I have an inner-Mogget dammit. 14.)tacky trash novels by Leslie Pearce about fat girls who grow up to be beautiful, ditz around London in the 60s, get knocked up by bastard boyfriends, have illegal abortions, go through a period of self-discovery then meet an old best-mate of afore mentioned bastard boyfriend, who used to be a spotty minger but is now hot and in a caring profession (doctor, teacher etc), falls in love and has babies.
1.)Arsenal F.C
2.)Stone Cold Steve Austin. What?
3.)Severus Snape (bravest man ever and would be my number one only I wanted to prove a point by listing all the people i love who are BLOODY DEAD DAMMIT)
4.)Nina Myers (DEAD)
5.)Tess (DEAD)
6.)Sirius Black (DEAD AGAIN)
7.)Romano from e.r (ARE WE SPOTTING A PATTERN?!)
8.)Starscream from Transformers (vapourised by the twit who is Galvatron. whatever)
9.)Ben Linus (well look who i just jinxed for season four. well after the first episode when he gets eaten by a walrus then you can all see that i am not paranoid and buy me some chocolates)
10.)Mogget. Good lord a literary character who is kind of nasty but not, who i love, and who actually managed to make it to the end of the series alive. wow.
11.)oh shit this is probably supposed to be about real life people, fuck, ok, 'my mum martin luther king and ghandi?'
12.)The stormtrooper who bangs his head in star wars
13.)This woman who made a documentary called Beyond the Veil she was very brave
14.)Kane - best jobber in the fucking WWF and completely underrated, although having sat through all of See No Evil i might have to revise that opinion
15.)J.K Rowling – quite a good writer really
16.)Virginie Despentes, Coralie Trimh Thi, Karine Bach and Raffaela Anderson for giving the world Baise Moi
17.)Gary Lineker, Alan Hanson, Alan Shearer and Ian Wright for all ageing about ten years in every world cup and still sticking to their job. Plus anyone who hates Steve McClaren as much as I do is alright by me
18.)Tess
19.)Fleur Delacour – ‘I am good looking enough for ze both of us I theeenk’ – classic
20.)Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
21.)Bumblebee from the Transformers movie (cartoon version is irritating as hell)
22.)Diego from Ice Age
23.)Damon Albarn
24.)Twiggy Ramirez
25.)Gregory Peck. WHAT a man.
26.)Damon Lindelof (too good looking to be a writer really)
27.)Joss Whedon (too good at writing to be a human really)
28.) Jose Mourinho – spend my time either planning to marry him or wanting to staple stuff to his head but at the moment want to staple stuff to Roman Abramovich's head with him
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