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Desertmaze and Beeharness

About Me

I'm Kris. Born in the good old year of '85. Lived in sunny coventry to the ripe old age of 7. Lived in the fishing port of Brixham ever since. Me cousin is also Chris and that makesa the band. He also lived in cov for a bit, don't think anyone likes it there that much really!! We started the band cos some mates of ours wanted a band to play in their cellar, so i spoke to some people, no one was interested except chris so we thought sod it, we'll do it! Both of us can drum, play bass and guitar and sing, so we had a jam. Decided to play all the riffs through a bass plugged into a disgustingly dirty distortion pedal and we were off. Then we thought we cud swap around for a bit. Thats why we're called Desertmaze and Beeharness. When Chris plays bass and sings and i play drums its Desertmaze and vice versa. Its gonna make you shit and eat your own shite.more episodes on youtube.com!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 14/12/2006
Band Website: you're looking at it
Band Members: Just the two of us, Kris and Chris!Makes you shit and eat Your own Shit

Add to My Profile | More VideosClick 'more videos' to see DMBH the movie!
Influences: Anything from QOTSA to Pantera. Elvis and Michael Jackson are obvious influences too!! Primus all the way! Down everyday! Anything dirty/grungey as well though, like Melvins/MudhoneyNirvana/Poohair etc. Thinking about it, anything influences us. Spiders, boules, snakes and ladders, police officers....

Sounds Like: Whatever you want it to sound like. Hopefully will make you shit and eat your own shit. »-(¯`v´¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯`v´¯)-«
Record Label: what

My Blog

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Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:17:00 GMT

research 2


Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:27:00 GMT

research

i dare you to play them all at the same time
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:23:00 GMT

Why oh why...

...has still hardly anyone watched our videos? Its not like they give you aids or anything. I don't even think they're boring and u get to listen to some of the songs as we're makin em up! Also, no co...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:55:00 GMT

watch the fucking video NOW

..> JESUS CHRISTi've just watched it and can't believe how much shit i've now got in my mouth and down my throat and in my stomach and in my intestines and in my rectum and in my anus and and my ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:39:00 GMT

New Video!!!!

Ken Box is just in the process of making the new DMBH video. Its about 20mins long just of us having fairly normal jam/practice. If you use your imagination, it could almost be us in th...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:32:00 GMT

New Video

Check out the new video!!! Its here! hOPE EVERYONE LIKES IT, I FUCKING DO!!! I didn't mean to put that all in CAPS but i'm kinda glad i did! xxx
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:56:00 GMT

Lickin' Sack whilst creaming over Eagles

I thought i'd do one of these cos i havn't for a while. Whats new? Nothing really. A small man once said... dunno. Emmm i've had another shave so i look almost presentable. Start a real job on Monday,...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:52:00 GMT

Yeah!!!

Bloody done it!!! Sorry about the lack of quality but its the best i could do!!! Hope you enjoy. I'll put more on here soon.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:58:00 GMT