Death Metal, Bacon, Taylor Ham, other forms of Metal, sausage patties, blogging some of my thoughts, reading funny shit on the net, half and half, playing my drums as much as I can, baking pies, making money, making long lists that 5 people will eventually read.
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Death Metal such as Suffocation, Dying Fetus, Skinless, Nasum, Brodequin, Lividity, Disinter, Reprobation, Anoxia, Dripping, and many more. Sorry if I forgot friends, but this is a bullshit profile anyway.Lighter forms of Metal such as Pantera, Megadeth, Sheer Terror, Linkin Park, OLD Metallica ONLY! (Pre-LOAD days......Ehhhh. Fucking LOAD and everything after licks my ballsack raw), King Diamond, stuff like that I guess.Other forms of music ranging from Alice in Chains to Van Morrison, from Phil Collins to Stone Temple Pilots, from Velvet Revolver to Alanis Morrisette, you get the idea. I really enjoy and play Metal, but I also enjoy a lot more than it. Annie Lennox is pretty bad ass for a female vocalist.Some rap like Eminem, D-12, Atmosphere. Many old school rappers like Digital Underground, Slick Rick, Public Enemy, LL Cool J before he got a HUGE ego, etc.
99% of movies disappoint the SHIT out of me. Like Kill Bill. TOTAL DUNG. So I stopped going to see movies years ago. But some actual GOOD ones are things like Space Balls, "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly", Resiviour Dogs, stuff like that. No TEEN coming of age movies. Not Black cop/white cop comedies. No bullshit dramas. Best movie I saw in a long time was "March of the Penguins." Tru dat.
TV is bullshit. If I see one more reality show or young people running around doing stupid stunts and making out with each other I'm going to throw my TV off the 2nd floor of the mall onto that shitty car that only sells crappy gifts. You know the one.It seems that when something actually FUNNY comes along, they take it off the air. I don't know how The Simpsons has stayed on the air for as long as it has becuase it's really funny. I'd say The Simpsons is tied with The Kids in the Hall as one of my favorite shows on TV. The State was great, and they axed it. The Critic was one of the funniest cartoons ever and it's gone.The Tick cartoon was great as well. Aqua Teen Hunger Force rules. Love the Cowboy Bebop. Funny thing about TV is I haven't watched it in months. I mean I catch shit here and there, but I have no shows I catch regularly. TV just kinda sucks.
1984. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (And I read them BEFORE the movies thank you very much. Mad props to my bandmate Bob for turning me onto The Hobbit and other Tolkein books.) All the short stories and things from H.P. Lovecraft. Poetry of Blake. Edgar Allen Poe stories and books.
Blimpie Best with lettuce, onion, sweet peppers, mayo, oil, vinegar, oregano, salt and pepper.Subway meatball with provelone.Cheese Steak and Peppers from a good pizzaria or REAL Italian deli. Actually, just about ANY sandwich from a REAL Italian deli. God they're good.Roast Beef with JUST MAYO. Not sure why, but I prefer my roast beef without any flavor distractions. Just me, the meat and a little mayo to add a creamy flavor and add moisture to the bread.These are my heroes. I hope to grow up to be just like them one day.